1 00:00:27,887 --> 00:00:30,447 starring 2 00:00:56,047 --> 00:00:58,959 We tell women: your body is a battlefield! 3 00:00:59,487 --> 00:01:02,160 We'll keep saying that until it's clear... 4 00:01:02,487 --> 00:01:05,604 l don't know where to find the money! 5 00:01:06,727 --> 00:01:09,639 l repeat: we can't close the school! 6 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,557 And a metaphor in general! 7 00:01:12,887 --> 00:01:16,243 Konstanty Chmurski, son of Antoni... 8 00:01:16,527 --> 00:01:18,358 - And Maria. - And Maria. 9 00:01:18,647 --> 00:01:22,845 My name is Gebauer. Doctor Gebauer. 10 00:01:23,087 --> 00:01:27,842 l am happy to say you passed all tests. 11 00:01:28,007 --> 00:01:30,396 - Does it mean that...? - Yes. 12 00:01:30,687 --> 00:01:33,520 You have been qualified. 13 00:01:33,807 --> 00:01:36,605 You say... and l'd like to quote, that 14 00:01:36,887 --> 00:01:40,721 ''sadism is a part of men's desire to hurt others''. 15 00:01:41,087 --> 00:01:46,286 - lt means you don't respect men... - l do! Don't put words in my mouth! 16 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:49,001 - You don't. You claim... - l claim... 17 00:01:49,327 --> 00:01:53,957 that nothing will be put in our mouths ever again! 18 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:57,759 What? Virginity? 19 00:01:58,007 --> 00:02:00,885 What can l do? An order from upstairs. 20 00:02:02,407 --> 00:02:05,399 What about our agreement and my rally? 21 00:02:05,807 --> 00:02:09,083 There must be some kind of pluralism. 22 00:02:09,487 --> 00:02:12,604 Right, we all know you support pluralism. 23 00:02:12,807 --> 00:02:15,321 Except your wife! Shall l tell her? 24 00:02:17,127 --> 00:02:19,595 - You won't do it! - l don't care! 25 00:02:19,927 --> 00:02:22,566 - You won't do this to Luna! - Wanna bet? 26 00:02:24,087 --> 00:02:26,123 Catch you later! Bye! 27 00:02:30,407 --> 00:02:31,840 Something happened? 28 00:02:32,607 --> 00:02:35,997 - No, why? - l heard your raised voice... 29 00:02:36,767 --> 00:02:37,916 lt's nothing. 30 00:02:43,927 --> 00:02:45,679 You look like... 31 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:52,364 - like a goddess. - But you're an atheist. 32 00:02:56,007 --> 00:02:57,725 l believe in you. 33 00:03:03,327 --> 00:03:04,965 l believe in you, too. 34 00:03:05,127 --> 00:03:09,166 The medicine tested is absolutely safe. 35 00:03:09,527 --> 00:03:12,519 - No side effects? - You asked about that. 36 00:03:13,087 --> 00:03:16,841 - And the uniform? - For hygienic reasons. 37 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:18,476 So? 38 00:03:28,127 --> 00:03:32,086 Ah. Please remember everything that may seem... 39 00:03:32,327 --> 00:03:37,117 Well, everything that may seem worth remembering. 40 00:03:39,447 --> 00:03:41,756 Good God, our Lord, 41 00:03:42,607 --> 00:03:46,282 Good God, our Lord, Good God, our Lord, 42 00:03:57,927 --> 00:04:01,840 Don't embarrass yourself! Such beautiful music! 43 00:04:02,727 --> 00:04:05,799 lt is crap. Total, bloody crap. 44 00:04:06,007 --> 00:04:07,918 - You offend God! - Me? 45 00:04:08,847 --> 00:04:13,841 You're my shepherd on green pastures. 46 00:04:15,567 --> 00:04:19,640 You're my shepherd. 47 00:04:20,207 --> 00:04:23,563 You're my shepherd on green hills. 48 00:04:24,767 --> 00:04:29,477 You lead my feet through devil's anthills. 49 00:04:29,927 --> 00:04:33,681 They can't pull my soul into the down, deep and narrow. 50 00:04:34,127 --> 00:04:39,247 My soul approaches you quickly like an arrow. 51 00:04:45,407 --> 00:04:48,080 You are. 52 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,202 Clap! 53 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,442 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 54 00:04:58,927 --> 00:05:01,919 Delight to the soul, delight, delight! 55 00:05:02,687 --> 00:05:06,202 On behalf of the ''Biba'' magazine, l'd like to say: 56 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,399 God bless you, Father editor. 57 00:05:10,647 --> 00:05:13,844 Beautiful oratorio. Did you write the words, too? 58 00:05:16,287 --> 00:05:17,640 My daddy. 59 00:05:18,407 --> 00:05:21,797 - Equally ecstatic. - lndeed. 60 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:24,522 lt's the best thing l've ever seen. 61 00:05:25,127 --> 00:05:28,005 Today's ceremony proves 62 00:05:28,407 --> 00:05:31,479 that femininity is a matter of free choice. 63 00:05:32,407 --> 00:05:37,686 Professor Katzowna, who after many years of international career 64 00:05:38,527 --> 00:05:40,961 has come back to Poland. 65 00:05:41,447 --> 00:05:45,645 No one else can show the power of the slogan: 66 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,600 ''l am a woman, 'cause l want to!'' 67 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:52,476 Let's give our guest a big hand! 68 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:57,517 ''Polish Woman of the Year'', Professor Ryszarda Katzowna! 69 00:06:10,007 --> 00:06:13,044 lt's a great... 70 00:06:14,527 --> 00:06:16,961 - great honour. - Bravo! 71 00:06:18,807 --> 00:06:22,516 l've been looking for you. l'm getting jealous. 72 00:06:22,687 --> 00:06:24,757 The rally was my idea! 73 00:06:27,247 --> 00:06:29,602 l should have been speaking! 74 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:39,403 l know, honey, but Katzowna is an icon. 75 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:41,723 A world-class authority. 76 00:06:49,527 --> 00:06:50,846 Authoritess. 77 00:06:51,247 --> 00:06:55,638 l'd do anything for you! And you treat me like a Barbie doll. 78 00:06:55,847 --> 00:06:56,962 But why... 79 00:07:00,727 --> 00:07:04,197 Why do you say so? You know that l love you! 80 00:07:04,407 --> 00:07:06,443 - That... - Hi, Klara. 81 00:07:07,007 --> 00:07:08,406 Hi, Luna. 82 00:07:12,887 --> 00:07:14,206 l want to go home. 83 00:07:14,847 --> 00:07:18,237 Konstanty, we'd like to talk with you. 84 00:07:18,447 --> 00:07:21,883 l'm not writing a second part or anything else! 85 00:07:22,087 --> 00:07:25,716 - No! That's the end! - He'll be the death of me! 86 00:07:25,927 --> 00:07:28,316 Leon, calm down, please. 87 00:07:28,727 --> 00:07:33,881 Kostus, we really need to talk! lt's terribly important! 88 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,964 For our whole family! 89 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,478 Here's our star. Can you say a few words? 90 00:07:39,687 --> 00:07:43,316 When are you going to write the second part? 91 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:44,920 Taxi's waiting. 92 00:07:45,367 --> 00:07:47,801 - What? - l've got to go. 93 00:07:51,007 --> 00:07:52,406 Artist. 94 00:07:53,287 --> 00:07:56,916 Norbert, remember about my virgins? 95 00:07:57,247 --> 00:07:59,602 - Yes, but l won't make it. - Why? 96 00:08:00,207 --> 00:08:03,995 The bosses say you're too often in my programs, Father. 97 00:08:04,727 --> 00:08:06,001 Norbert! 98 00:08:07,127 --> 00:08:10,915 You know l'd do anything for you, Father. 99 00:08:15,047 --> 00:08:18,437 - Have we moved? - l'll just leave the materials! 100 00:08:19,407 --> 00:08:21,318 Kick his ass for me. 101 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:39,084 Far away from here. 102 00:09:03,327 --> 00:09:04,965 Side effects. 103 00:09:12,087 --> 00:09:13,156 Hi! 104 00:09:14,327 --> 00:09:16,921 Why's this lesbian here? 105 00:09:19,527 --> 00:09:21,677 You side with the Holy Joes. 106 00:09:23,087 --> 00:09:25,601 - How's Luna? - For you: she isn't! 107 00:09:25,967 --> 00:09:28,925 Tomorrow morning! Don't be late! 108 00:09:34,527 --> 00:09:36,836 DlRECTOR 109 00:09:58,727 --> 00:10:02,242 THE PERFECT GUY FOR MY GlRLFRlEND 110 00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:42,720 THE NEXT DAY 111 00:10:43,047 --> 00:10:46,357 Free Polish woman! Free woman! Free woman! 112 00:10:47,767 --> 00:10:50,327 Let's ask this question aloud: 113 00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:54,719 - Was Pilsudski a hermit? - No! 114 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:59,046 Did he draw his energy to live, his will to act, 115 00:10:59,207 --> 00:11:02,961 his faith in sacrifice only from himself? 116 00:11:03,327 --> 00:11:04,521 No! 117 00:11:05,007 --> 00:11:09,000 So why is he standing here all alone? 118 00:11:09,327 --> 00:11:15,323 l'm here, Lord, as you called me! l'm here, Lord, as you called me! 119 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:24,966 Do you want to devote to God your life in virginity? 120 00:11:25,407 --> 00:11:26,396 l do! 121 00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:30,845 Do you want to be devoted to our Lord, Jesus Christ? 122 00:11:31,007 --> 00:11:32,156 l do! 123 00:11:32,607 --> 00:11:36,725 Today's ceremony feels a bit like a wedding, 124 00:11:36,887 --> 00:11:39,765 only the bridegroom is invisible. 125 00:11:42,727 --> 00:11:45,446 Did you visit your father's grave? 126 00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,717 No, mum. l didn't manage. 127 00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:53,043 - You're a bad son. - Don't say that! 128 00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:55,798 l've brought you oranges. 129 00:11:56,167 --> 00:12:01,685 Leonarda Lewandowska! Made the exile less of a burden for the chief. 130 00:12:02,607 --> 00:12:07,635 When he didn't need her, he cheated on her and described it in a letter! 131 00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:10,558 She committed suicide! 132 00:12:13,287 --> 00:12:15,164 Maria Juszkiewicz! 133 00:12:16,447 --> 00:12:19,996 Had to accept him having a lover for 1 4 years, 134 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:23,398 with whom Jozef Pilsudski had two kids. 135 00:12:23,727 --> 00:12:26,958 When she died, he didn't even go to her funeral! 136 00:12:30,087 --> 00:12:33,966 These modest girls have offered their virginity to God 137 00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:38,445 and in a moment they'll set off to Czestochowa, they're the hope 138 00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:42,646 of our homeland, ravaged by the liberal hedonism! 139 00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:46,557 Our pilgrimage isn't an oddity, 140 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,921 but an important sign of evangelical values. 141 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:58,806 We want virginity to emanate from the stilts to the whole country. 142 00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:04,204 Whom would Jozef Pilsudski be without these women? 143 00:13:05,087 --> 00:13:08,557 Without their love, devotion, affection and care? 144 00:13:09,407 --> 00:13:12,001 What would Poland be like without them? 145 00:13:12,447 --> 00:13:14,802 How many more anonymous women 146 00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:17,959 devoted their life so that their men could 147 00:13:18,247 --> 00:13:22,160 selfishly build themselves monuments?! 148 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:26,765 We won't forget about them, no matter how many there are! 149 00:13:43,687 --> 00:13:46,804 - Free woman! - Always a virgin! 150 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:50,443 - Free woman! - Always a virgin! 151 00:13:52,887 --> 00:13:54,605 Eugenia Lewicka! 152 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:57,925 was with Pilsudski for six years! 153 00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:01,240 She was found poisoned months after 154 00:14:01,447 --> 00:14:04,723 returning from Madeira, where they vacationed. 155 00:14:06,327 --> 00:14:09,125 l didn't think l'd see him again. 156 00:14:09,447 --> 00:14:11,517 We should do something. 157 00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:17,845 We're going bust? You said it went great. 158 00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:19,846 No. The pits! 159 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:23,279 An oozy pit which sucks us in! 160 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:27,480 And all the success? Feminist Academy, today's rally... 161 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:32,636 lt was just a bull for the media! Reporters shoot photos and that's it! 162 00:14:32,887 --> 00:14:37,005 - The Academy has a 1 .5m debt! - ln Zlotys? 163 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:38,800 Euros! 164 00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:43,364 l came to teach here. You promised. 165 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,481 l'm sorry. 166 00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:36,800 - lt's me! Me! Norbert! - l know. 167 00:15:37,247 --> 00:15:39,363 - You'll strangle me! - l hope so! 168 00:15:42,087 --> 00:15:44,647 - Wait, Luna! - Get lost! 169 00:15:45,647 --> 00:15:49,242 - We need to talk. lt's important. - So it can't be 170 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,843 - about you and me. - lt's not about us. l mean... 171 00:15:53,647 --> 00:15:57,640 it is about us, yet not us now, but us then. 172 00:15:58,927 --> 00:16:01,236 Though us now in a way too. 173 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,836 What was l thinking? You are retarded. 174 00:16:04,287 --> 00:16:07,438 lt's really important. l need 5 minutes. 175 00:16:08,047 --> 00:16:11,756 - Then you may strangle me. - OK, it's a deal. 176 00:16:23,207 --> 00:16:25,038 Where did you get it? 177 00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:28,243 l got it in an email. 178 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:35,245 - lt must be Klara. - l don't care what you think! 179 00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:39,524 - Threatened to tell my wife. - She's not you. 180 00:16:40,247 --> 00:16:42,477 - lsn't she? - She's got balls. 181 00:16:43,807 --> 00:16:48,278 - Then you've go no luck with men. - Your time's over. 182 00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:53,636 But l still love you, Luna. 183 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,556 - You're pathetic! - l know. 184 00:16:57,807 --> 00:16:59,604 Go home. To your kids. 185 00:17:05,447 --> 00:17:08,962 l'm sending you an email. l'll be there soon. 186 00:17:16,847 --> 00:17:20,556 Poor quality. lt can't have been done by a professional. 187 00:17:21,047 --> 00:17:22,446 An amateur. 188 00:17:23,527 --> 00:17:27,486 - A lover of your beauty. - l'd like to thank him then. 189 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,724 lt won't be difficult. 190 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:34,155 Projection of the buildings. Let's call yours Alpha. 191 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:36,883 The opposite one - Beta. 192 00:17:37,127 --> 00:17:41,279 The distance between the buildings - 7 4 metres. 193 00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:44,605 Taking into account the distance, 194 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:48,237 height, the camera setting, etc. 195 00:17:48,447 --> 00:17:50,244 lt is clear that... 196 00:17:51,847 --> 00:17:55,203 you were filmed from the flat on 6th floor. Voila! 197 00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,600 Thanks, Szymon. 198 00:18:03,127 --> 00:18:04,845 Pity you left the army. 199 00:18:05,007 --> 00:18:07,237 - l'm better now. - Don't believe you. 200 00:18:08,327 --> 00:18:09,999 Say hello to Ania. 201 00:18:10,327 --> 00:18:13,205 That'll be difficult. She moved out. 202 00:18:13,447 --> 00:18:15,483 - So l heard. - So you heard? 203 00:18:15,847 --> 00:18:18,805 l moved out 2 days earlier. Neighbours told me. 204 00:18:19,007 --> 00:18:21,760 Are you crazy? Such a good marriage. 205 00:18:22,087 --> 00:18:23,600 Harder to stand. 206 00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:54,962 Hello. 207 00:18:56,407 --> 00:18:59,877 Hi. ls this you flat? 208 00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:01,356 Yes. 209 00:19:04,047 --> 00:19:07,244 Mum! Mummy! l'm scared! Mum! 210 00:19:09,327 --> 00:19:11,158 Mummy! l am scared! 211 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,562 Mum! 212 00:19:14,927 --> 00:19:17,077 Auntie? Why are you here? 213 00:19:18,487 --> 00:19:20,125 She called me. 214 00:19:21,007 --> 00:19:22,326 ls she gone? 215 00:19:22,527 --> 00:19:25,360 No. She's waiting for you to wake up. 216 00:19:27,487 --> 00:19:28,602 Leave it! 217 00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:32,641 lt's not her! 218 00:19:33,287 --> 00:19:34,959 - Not her? - No. 219 00:19:35,527 --> 00:19:37,597 You see? He's not well. 220 00:19:38,247 --> 00:19:40,442 ''He's not well''. Why are you here? 221 00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:43,162 - We arranged this. - We didn't! 222 00:19:43,447 --> 00:19:47,759 l came to talk about the recording, and you were lying in the hall. 223 00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:50,642 - What happened here? - Nothing. 224 00:19:51,007 --> 00:19:53,123 - l fainted. - Call the doctor? 225 00:19:53,407 --> 00:19:56,160 - Aunt is enough. - Don't be so unkind. 226 00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:59,683 - Kasia and l are worried. - ''Kasia and l''? 227 00:19:59,927 --> 00:20:02,157 You always said she's dumb. 228 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:09,963 - l never said you're dumb. - lt doesn't matter now. 229 00:20:13,927 --> 00:20:17,078 You still love him, don't you? 230 00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:20,840 Good night. 231 00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:35,317 - Hallo? - Hello, Teresa Wodzien. 232 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,837 - Didn't l wake you up? - No, l've been reading. 233 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,844 - Something happened? - Yes. 234 00:20:44,127 --> 00:20:47,358 - Didn't l wake your wife? - For God's sake! 235 00:20:47,567 --> 00:20:52,118 - lt's late! - lt's the boss, you know he's crazy! 236 00:20:55,887 --> 00:21:01,007 My brother asked me to call. And ask if you liked the film. 237 00:21:01,687 --> 00:21:05,157 - What film? - The one he didn't like so much. 238 00:21:05,887 --> 00:21:09,357 From the email. He's really worried. 239 00:21:09,527 --> 00:21:12,166 Worried about you, about your wife. 240 00:21:12,447 --> 00:21:17,202 And he's most worried that you aren't... if l may say so... 241 00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:19,359 flexible. 242 00:21:20,087 --> 00:21:24,558 He would be a lot happier if you were a little bit more 243 00:21:25,127 --> 00:21:28,517 - flexible. - l'll be flexible! 244 00:21:29,847 --> 00:21:32,315 l'll be fucking flexible! 245 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,924 During the break, when you were praying, 246 00:21:39,127 --> 00:21:42,244 l talked to our guest about virginity. 247 00:21:42,407 --> 00:21:45,843 Can you please repeat what you said? 248 00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:48,965 Dear Father, l thought to myself that 249 00:21:49,327 --> 00:21:53,445 virginity is a privilege, as thanks to it, 250 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:56,959 we can serve God with greater zealousness. 251 00:21:57,247 --> 00:22:01,763 Serve God with greater zealousness. Exactly. 252 00:22:02,327 --> 00:22:04,921 Do you like fast rides? 253 00:22:05,327 --> 00:22:08,285 - ln what sense? - Automotive, what else? 254 00:22:08,767 --> 00:22:10,917 Yes, l do! l like it a lot! 255 00:22:13,807 --> 00:22:17,766 We'll come back to it, and now let's hear Father Kajetan, 256 00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:21,642 who's accompanying our virgins 257 00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:25,880 in their stilty pilgrimage to the Black Madonna. 258 00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:29,045 Hello, Father Kajetan! 259 00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:32,803 Hello! l hope you can hear me, because... 260 00:22:33,247 --> 00:22:35,158 l can't hear you at all! 261 00:22:35,807 --> 00:22:37,957 Hello, Father Kajetan! 262 00:22:38,327 --> 00:22:39,726 Hello studio! 263 00:22:40,287 --> 00:22:41,879 Hello! 264 00:22:45,327 --> 00:22:48,956 So maybe l'll describe it! We're quite near! 265 00:22:51,327 --> 00:22:55,400 l'll try to catch some, some pilgrim in a minute! 266 00:22:56,047 --> 00:22:57,844 The line's gone dead. 267 00:22:58,087 --> 00:23:03,320 We have some difficulties, but we'll try to get connected next time. 268 00:23:04,847 --> 00:23:07,839 OK, OK, tell Uncle l'll be there. 269 00:23:08,527 --> 00:23:11,485 l'm not avoiding him! No... 270 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,445 nothing happened. 271 00:23:16,247 --> 00:23:21,196 Auntie, it's just a black eye. l will be all right! 272 00:23:25,887 --> 00:23:27,639 l have to go now. 273 00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,885 l've got to go! Bye! 274 00:23:35,287 --> 00:23:38,563 Thank you for the monument campaign. 275 00:23:38,727 --> 00:23:41,082 - No problem. - lt's important! 276 00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:46,243 Thanks to it our power and determination are more visible. 277 00:23:46,687 --> 00:23:51,363 Thanks to you we're stronger. Much stronger. 278 00:23:51,567 --> 00:23:54,161 Careful, you're embarrassing me. 279 00:23:54,727 --> 00:23:58,845 lt's you who should be speaking, but Klara insisted. 280 00:23:59,167 --> 00:24:02,523 She was right. Nobody would listen to me. 281 00:24:02,967 --> 00:24:05,197 You're our icon. Our pope. 282 00:24:05,567 --> 00:24:08,718 - Popess. - Sorry! Our popess. 283 00:24:09,287 --> 00:24:13,041 The most relentless pilgrim, as we know, 284 00:24:13,247 --> 00:24:16,796 was our pope. Unfortunately, he's gone. 285 00:24:17,367 --> 00:24:20,359 What about the need for pilgrimage? 286 00:24:20,567 --> 00:24:23,445 ls it needed today? lf so, why? 287 00:24:24,607 --> 00:24:26,996 l think it is. Because... 288 00:24:27,647 --> 00:24:30,878 l think so, too. But it might happen that 289 00:24:31,047 --> 00:24:33,925 the lofty effort will suddenly be stopped. 290 00:24:34,967 --> 00:24:38,642 By a drunk motorcyclist! Or a truck driver 291 00:24:38,927 --> 00:24:43,079 who runs into a group of zealous girls on stilts, 292 00:24:43,247 --> 00:24:47,559 and spills their virgin blood on the road full of ruts! 293 00:24:49,247 --> 00:24:50,680 Yeah. 294 00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:55,802 Of course, we trust our Lord that it won't happen! 295 00:24:56,087 --> 00:24:59,443 But we all know how terrible our roads are. 296 00:24:59,807 --> 00:25:04,676 How many innocent people die due to this. Doesn't it scare you? 297 00:25:04,847 --> 00:25:07,156 - lt does. - Would you like to 298 00:25:07,327 --> 00:25:13,084 hear next time that our hard working pilgrim virgins are dead? 299 00:25:13,287 --> 00:25:16,836 And only because the road somewhere was uneven? 300 00:25:17,087 --> 00:25:19,840 - l wouldn't. - So, can l count on 301 00:25:20,047 --> 00:25:24,802 your support for our campaign for better road safety? 302 00:25:25,087 --> 00:25:27,601 With all my heart and so help me God! 303 00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:35,047 - You should be an actress. - Excuse me? 304 00:25:35,927 --> 00:25:39,636 - You should have a career. - Don't make fun of me. 305 00:25:40,367 --> 00:25:43,962 l'm serious. Have you thought of acting? 306 00:25:44,367 --> 00:25:47,723 ln the past, like every little girl. 307 00:25:47,887 --> 00:25:50,640 Brilliant, strong, beautiful. Perfect! 308 00:25:51,087 --> 00:25:56,241 You must try acting in films! Women would identify with you. 309 00:25:56,807 --> 00:25:59,002 - Please... - l'm serious! 310 00:25:59,887 --> 00:26:03,562 - l'd like to be like you. - You're Woman of the Year. 311 00:26:03,887 --> 00:26:08,642 And you - of the century. lf l were a woman. l mean... 312 00:26:09,007 --> 00:26:11,316 if l were a younger woman... 313 00:26:12,047 --> 00:26:15,483 - How long have you been with us? - 1 8 months. 314 00:26:16,567 --> 00:26:19,081 - l ask about... - Also 1 8 months! 315 00:26:20,207 --> 00:26:22,038 Don't you miss...? 316 00:26:24,327 --> 00:26:28,036 - Men? No, not at all! - Great! Fantastic! 317 00:26:29,487 --> 00:26:33,196 Men are an appendix. Redundant, but can hurt. 318 00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:36,165 - So it must be cut out! - Yes, right! 319 00:26:37,407 --> 00:26:38,726 lf it hurts! 320 00:26:40,487 --> 00:26:41,715 Good! 321 00:26:46,847 --> 00:26:47,962 Bon appetit! 322 00:26:51,487 --> 00:26:53,318 ls that your father? 323 00:26:54,927 --> 00:26:55,962 No. 324 00:26:56,927 --> 00:26:58,406 Mother? 325 00:27:06,447 --> 00:27:09,723 - l didn't invite you. - l didn't invite you either. 326 00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:15,045 There must be some explanation. 327 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:19,159 - Side effects. - Right! 328 00:27:19,567 --> 00:27:23,162 - Kostek. - l'm disgusted with what you did. 329 00:27:23,687 --> 00:27:26,485 - Long name, but pretty. - You're disgusting. 330 00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:29,605 l took to you at once, too. What have l done? 331 00:27:30,407 --> 00:27:32,318 - You know what. - Not at all. 332 00:27:32,607 --> 00:27:35,360 - You're really disgusting. - Great. 333 00:27:35,807 --> 00:27:37,286 What will you have? 334 00:27:39,047 --> 00:27:41,720 - Nothing. - The same for me, with ice. 335 00:27:43,447 --> 00:27:45,358 l'm coming! Cool it! 336 00:27:46,047 --> 00:27:47,958 See you next time. 337 00:27:50,287 --> 00:27:52,755 l keep mine in line, too. 338 00:28:07,847 --> 00:28:13,046 Your insightful reflection is extremely interesting. 339 00:28:13,647 --> 00:28:16,798 - l hope it'll be handy. - Awfully handy. 340 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:21,844 - Did you see a specialist? - About this? lt's nothing. 341 00:28:22,047 --> 00:28:25,676 l slipped on soap. Liquid soap. 342 00:28:25,887 --> 00:28:28,037 Soap is like that. 343 00:28:29,807 --> 00:28:31,206 And this? 344 00:28:31,847 --> 00:28:33,519 This? Mother. 345 00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:37,006 - Your mother? - My child's mother. 346 00:28:37,527 --> 00:28:40,280 - You have a child? - No. But l want to. 347 00:28:40,527 --> 00:28:43,997 Good idea, children are so sweet. 348 00:28:44,767 --> 00:28:47,361 How long have you been together? 349 00:28:48,087 --> 00:28:51,966 To be honest, we aren't. And she doesn't even like me. 350 00:28:54,527 --> 00:28:59,396 So why do you say that she'll be the mother of your child? 351 00:29:00,607 --> 00:29:02,916 - She's the one. - Right... 352 00:29:03,887 --> 00:29:06,321 Yes. lt's obvious. 353 00:29:07,807 --> 00:29:10,401 - Shall we? - l am ready. 354 00:29:11,247 --> 00:29:13,477 What? Why are you in Peru? 355 00:29:13,647 --> 00:29:17,356 They'll cut off our electricity next week, bitch! 356 00:29:24,407 --> 00:29:26,682 ls your period late? 357 00:29:28,207 --> 00:29:32,644 lt's the last time l've chosen an accountant because of nice tits! 358 00:29:32,887 --> 00:29:36,960 The bitch has run away and buried us alive. 359 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:40,324 We're dead! 360 00:29:40,727 --> 00:29:41,921 Deadess! 361 00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:44,086 Dead! 362 00:29:44,847 --> 00:29:47,884 Shit, there's no feminine form! 363 00:29:48,807 --> 00:29:53,437 Have more faith, son. l bring you resurrection. 364 00:29:54,247 --> 00:29:58,240 - You've been drinking? - l'm drunk with happiness. 365 00:29:58,727 --> 00:30:01,082 We've got 2 million euros. 366 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,520 l mean... 367 00:30:05,647 --> 00:30:07,080 We may have! 368 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,602 Now something for our MP. 369 00:30:13,247 --> 00:30:16,080 lt's my Boguchwala! 370 00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:20,162 A beautiful Polish town, which you represent. 371 00:30:20,367 --> 00:30:23,439 - Let's see some more photos. - l know him! 372 00:30:23,647 --> 00:30:26,286 Heniek's mate's son-in-law! Kowaluk! 373 00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:28,484 Exactly. 374 00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:33,118 Every person has his own name and his own history. 375 00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:38,757 - How many inhabitants are there? - Around five thousand. 376 00:30:39,327 --> 00:30:41,079 Five thousand. Nice. 377 00:30:41,647 --> 00:30:45,322 - What if they all disappeared? - What do you mean? 378 00:30:46,087 --> 00:30:47,122 But how? 379 00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:51,839 - What do you mean? How? - Like this! 380 00:30:56,567 --> 00:30:58,956 This is what happens in Poland! 381 00:30:59,327 --> 00:31:03,445 Over five thousand people disappear every year. 382 00:31:06,687 --> 00:31:08,996 We all know this sign. 383 00:31:09,727 --> 00:31:11,206 Black spot! 384 00:31:11,807 --> 00:31:16,039 A place on the road where there are many road accidents. 385 00:31:17,247 --> 00:31:20,284 Does it fulfill its role? 386 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:25,401 lf five thousand people die there every year? 387 00:31:28,567 --> 00:31:32,879 Poles are a great and wise people. 388 00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:37,526 But to lose so many sons and daughters 389 00:31:37,727 --> 00:31:40,400 is to rub salt in the wounds. 390 00:31:41,487 --> 00:31:45,196 Always a Virgin Radio has decided to stop this. 391 00:31:47,207 --> 00:31:50,563 Black spot is a good initiative, 392 00:31:51,527 --> 00:31:53,563 but a wrong concept. 393 00:31:54,487 --> 00:31:56,921 The sign has no power, 394 00:31:57,807 --> 00:32:01,641 no tradition, no spirituals value, 395 00:32:01,927 --> 00:32:05,397 is not ingrained in our hearts. Ergo - 396 00:32:08,247 --> 00:32:10,681 it's impractical. Nobody obeys it! 397 00:32:12,327 --> 00:32:16,036 That's why we have something completely different. 398 00:32:17,327 --> 00:32:19,921 JESUS SAYS: SLOW DOWN! 399 00:32:24,007 --> 00:32:25,918 Brilliant, isn't it? 400 00:32:32,567 --> 00:32:35,604 l talked to the sisters from Scandinavia! 401 00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:39,601 They're ready to give us the money! But we must hurry, 402 00:32:39,847 --> 00:32:43,203 as the Czechs submitted a project! 403 00:32:43,447 --> 00:32:48,123 Have you gone out of our mind? lt's degrading and humiliating! 404 00:32:51,647 --> 00:32:54,957 lt'll be degrading and humiliating 405 00:32:55,127 --> 00:32:59,040 when they finally close your school, honey! 406 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:03,959 All feminists, even the Vatican ones, will laugh at you. 407 00:33:04,327 --> 00:33:08,923 - l find pornography disgusting! - Not pornography but a revolution! 408 00:33:09,647 --> 00:33:13,845 Prometheus gave men fire and they put it in their genital torches 409 00:33:14,007 --> 00:33:16,362 making women draw their passion! 410 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:19,681 The time has come for 411 00:33:20,647 --> 00:33:23,207 these flabby torches to be... 412 00:33:24,407 --> 00:33:25,635 put out! 413 00:33:26,647 --> 00:33:29,445 Down with z patriarchal eroticism! 414 00:33:32,527 --> 00:33:35,200 Marquise de Sade for ever! 415 00:33:35,967 --> 00:33:38,640 95 per cent of Poles are catholic. 416 00:33:39,447 --> 00:33:44,043 Jesus is for them not only Son of God and the Saviour, but also Rabbi. 417 00:33:44,567 --> 00:33:45,795 Who? 418 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:48,241 The teacher. 419 00:33:48,847 --> 00:33:52,203 - The best teacher! - Well, yes, this yes! 420 00:33:52,367 --> 00:33:54,278 Whom would the Poles 421 00:33:54,527 --> 00:33:58,281 would listen to more than the best teacher? 422 00:33:58,527 --> 00:34:02,156 We aren't so nad've to believe that the death rate 423 00:34:02,367 --> 00:34:06,679 will drop by the mentioned 95 per cent. 424 00:34:07,367 --> 00:34:10,723 But the number of people saved will be immense. 425 00:34:11,047 --> 00:34:12,560 Unless... 426 00:34:14,007 --> 00:34:18,523 the Polish Parliament turn their backs on Jesus. 427 00:34:21,007 --> 00:34:25,080 They won't, Father Editor, they won't! 428 00:34:26,407 --> 00:34:29,001 - So help us God! - And Rabbi! 429 00:34:30,887 --> 00:34:34,084 No, no and no! Anyone, but her! 430 00:34:34,567 --> 00:34:40,244 We have no choice! Our other sisters are feminists, but... 431 00:34:41,927 --> 00:34:45,966 - they don't have film looks! - Let's hire a porn star! 432 00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:49,962 She must be an activist or we won't get the subsidy! 433 00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:54,280 This is the basic condition! Two million Euros for 434 00:34:54,447 --> 00:34:57,519 a porn feminist manifesto in which, 435 00:34:57,767 --> 00:35:02,124 showing conscious immodesty, one of us will act! 436 00:35:02,287 --> 00:35:07,236 lt'll be a banner, Klara! With a conscious, feminist vagina! 437 00:35:07,807 --> 00:35:11,004 - Her vagina belongs to me! - You talk like a man. 438 00:35:11,447 --> 00:35:15,645 l talk like someone who loves! Luna is only mine! 439 00:35:15,967 --> 00:35:18,925 Two million Euros, Klara! 440 00:35:19,447 --> 00:35:21,881 - The end of our problems! - No! 441 00:35:25,847 --> 00:35:29,157 Are you nuts? You want me to play in a porn film? 442 00:35:31,567 --> 00:35:34,127 One should rise above her egotism. 443 00:35:34,287 --> 00:35:37,120 So may l be fucked on the big screen? 444 00:35:37,407 --> 00:35:40,717 - Don't vulgarize the discourse! - l don't! 445 00:35:40,927 --> 00:35:43,441 You always said porn humiliated women! 446 00:35:43,687 --> 00:35:48,556 l still do! This time it's not about porn made by men for men, 447 00:35:48,807 --> 00:35:52,117 but about freeing women's sexual desires! 448 00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:55,564 To stop looking at ourselves with a male eye. 449 00:35:59,727 --> 00:36:00,876 Thank you. 450 00:36:02,407 --> 00:36:03,920 Please, honey, 451 00:36:04,447 --> 00:36:08,998 female sexuality has long been the subject of male censorship! 452 00:36:09,407 --> 00:36:12,922 Now is the time for us to tell our story. 453 00:36:13,447 --> 00:36:16,917 So l'm sorry you call my offer a porno! 454 00:36:17,527 --> 00:36:21,725 Because it is a great, groundbreaking mission! Just like... 455 00:36:22,287 --> 00:36:24,596 Columbus' expedition! 456 00:36:26,567 --> 00:36:30,560 Columbus had 3 ships, he didn't travel with his ass! 457 00:36:51,967 --> 00:36:55,323 What can l do? He paid for the whole semester. 458 00:36:55,527 --> 00:36:59,361 - But my course is for women! - Yeah, l know! 459 00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:02,639 But he said he'd been attacked! 460 00:37:03,047 --> 00:37:05,925 ln his home. And that he has fears. 461 00:37:06,807 --> 00:37:10,356 The rector said we should take everyone. Budget deficit! 462 00:37:11,567 --> 00:37:15,242 Today's topic is: Defence against a psychopath. 463 00:37:15,447 --> 00:37:20,123 - lt was to be against a rapist. - lt's an extended version. 464 00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:23,205 Defence against a psychopath rapist. 465 00:37:24,927 --> 00:37:28,442 First, a demo. We'll need a man. Maybe you? 466 00:37:28,807 --> 00:37:31,116 - Why me? - Why not? 467 00:37:31,487 --> 00:37:34,524 - l don't want to be a man! - So, maybe you! 468 00:37:34,727 --> 00:37:37,446 - Neither do l! - What a pity. 469 00:37:37,767 --> 00:37:40,645 Listen, it's supposed to be a training! 470 00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:44,203 ls there anyone here who wants to be a man? 471 00:37:51,607 --> 00:37:54,405 Do you remember the key points? 472 00:37:55,087 --> 00:37:58,318 OK, l'll repeat, but this time slowly. 473 00:37:58,727 --> 00:38:00,843 Can you stand up? 474 00:38:01,607 --> 00:38:05,236 He attacks from behind, grabs your hair and pulls. 475 00:38:05,847 --> 00:38:09,396 Your body's not prepared for the attack, so the head 476 00:38:09,567 --> 00:38:12,400 will naturally be pulled, and then the body. 477 00:38:14,287 --> 00:38:16,596 Can you hold me like a man? 478 00:38:20,327 --> 00:38:25,003 Make a turn and immediately strongly attack the crotch. 479 00:38:26,767 --> 00:38:31,477 Observe the aggressor. He moves back his hips and you attack his head. 480 00:38:32,207 --> 00:38:34,960 The head goes back, kick him in the crotch. 481 00:38:36,287 --> 00:38:39,040 The hands control the attacker. Remember to 482 00:38:39,247 --> 00:38:43,081 move back your leg, so that the attacker doesn't grab it. 483 00:38:43,567 --> 00:38:47,116 Then you change the legs and trip him up! 484 00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:53,884 Remember to scan the surroundings. Look, from here l may escape. 485 00:38:54,407 --> 00:38:56,523 - Make a lever. - Ou-ouch! 486 00:38:58,367 --> 00:38:59,846 Or destroy him! 487 00:39:03,767 --> 00:39:07,396 Now l'll show you again at full speed. 488 00:39:07,567 --> 00:39:09,364 - Get up! - Do l have to? 489 00:39:13,327 --> 00:39:15,238 - Coffee? - l don't drink coffee! 490 00:39:15,407 --> 00:39:17,557 - And tea? - l won't date you! 491 00:39:17,727 --> 00:39:20,958 - Green tea? - Do all men have to be so dumb? 492 00:39:21,127 --> 00:39:24,642 l'm gay! l have a girlfriend! We love each other! 493 00:39:29,087 --> 00:39:30,725 What about yoghurt? 494 00:39:32,207 --> 00:39:35,882 How's the girl? 495 00:39:38,087 --> 00:39:40,123 - Fantastic. - lt's good! 496 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:42,677 Our work goes well, too. 497 00:39:43,287 --> 00:39:48,077 Blood, urine, liver, kidneys, pancreas. 498 00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:51,281 Complete tolerance to the drug. 499 00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:55,123 - Now what? - Bigger doses. 500 00:39:56,287 --> 00:39:58,084 Do you agree? 501 00:39:58,727 --> 00:40:00,524 - Yes, yes. - So, 502 00:40:00,967 --> 00:40:04,960 then please sign this document. 503 00:40:05,207 --> 00:40:07,084 This one, here. 504 00:40:12,567 --> 00:40:14,046 l'm so happy! 505 00:40:15,567 --> 00:40:16,716 THE NEXT DAY 506 00:40:16,887 --> 00:40:18,684 Fear it, Ophelia, 507 00:40:19,847 --> 00:40:21,917 fear it, my dear sister; 508 00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:25,684 The canker galls the infants of the spring, 509 00:40:25,847 --> 00:40:28,759 Too oft before their buttons be disclosed; 510 00:40:31,087 --> 00:40:34,477 And in the morn and liquid dew of youth, 511 00:40:35,687 --> 00:40:39,077 Contagious blastments are most imminent. 512 00:40:41,887 --> 00:40:45,004 l shall the effect of this good lesson keep, 513 00:40:45,167 --> 00:40:48,762 As watchman to my heart, my sister, Laerta. 514 00:40:48,967 --> 00:40:50,036 Bravo! 515 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:57,683 Hamlet destroying the love of Polonius' daughters! 516 00:40:57,847 --> 00:41:00,441 - Great! - Oh, yes! As a pikestaff, 517 00:41:00,887 --> 00:41:05,119 archetype of male struggle against homosexuality and incest! 518 00:41:05,287 --> 00:41:08,324 - Finally a modern Shakespeare! - Thanks. 519 00:41:09,607 --> 00:41:12,963 Through them l want to show the creative role 520 00:41:13,127 --> 00:41:16,915 of female libido in the conversion of the macho paradigm! 521 00:41:17,407 --> 00:41:19,159 Oh, yes. 522 00:41:19,447 --> 00:41:22,086 We've seen your ''Vagina'' and loved it. 523 00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:24,807 - Yes, really deep. - Sensitive. 524 00:41:24,967 --> 00:41:28,323 Well-deserved Lions in Gdynia. Was it your last film? 525 00:41:28,607 --> 00:41:32,395 - Last year l made ''Vagina's Return''. - You did? 526 00:41:32,927 --> 00:41:35,839 - l can't find a distributor. - Seriously? 527 00:41:36,287 --> 00:41:40,246 There's no place for such films. The viewers are getting boorish. 528 00:41:41,247 --> 00:41:44,080 That's why l'm back at the theatre. 529 00:41:44,287 --> 00:41:47,404 - Here are my roots. - You shouldn't give up. 530 00:41:47,567 --> 00:41:51,037 l'm not. Only Shakespeare and theatre count for me now. 531 00:41:51,287 --> 00:41:54,802 - You can't waste your talent! - There's only Shakespeare. 532 00:41:54,967 --> 00:41:58,039 - You must make a film! - Definitely! This year even! 533 00:41:58,207 --> 00:41:59,720 This month. 534 00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:02,319 Next week! 535 00:42:06,687 --> 00:42:08,325 What are you up to? 536 00:42:11,447 --> 00:42:13,756 Do you think she'll agree? 537 00:42:14,807 --> 00:42:16,126 lnga Wawras? 538 00:42:17,287 --> 00:42:20,882 For the money we offered her, she'd act naked 539 00:42:21,047 --> 00:42:23,686 even in ''Strictly Come Dancing''! 540 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,886 Come, we deserve a reward. 541 00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:43,677 lMPRUDENT AND UNROMANTlC 542 00:43:52,767 --> 00:43:55,918 l DESERVE EVERYTHlNG KOSTEK 543 00:44:28,647 --> 00:44:34,404 Liberals with devilish smiles try to make us believe, and in what? 544 00:44:34,807 --> 00:44:38,163 That the Chinese will build Polish roads? 545 00:44:38,487 --> 00:44:42,639 Always a Virgin Radio boldly says ''no''! 546 00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:57,364 THREE DAYS LATER 547 00:45:20,967 --> 00:45:22,320 Now what? 548 00:45:31,007 --> 00:45:33,999 - lnga Wawras, hello? - Where are you? We're waiting! 549 00:45:34,447 --> 00:45:37,439 - Unfortunately, l must refuse. - Refuse? 550 00:45:38,407 --> 00:45:41,763 We have a mob of males who came to show you their penises! 551 00:45:42,127 --> 00:45:43,765 You can't refuse now! 552 00:45:43,927 --> 00:45:47,283 l understand, but l've thought it over and l'm not ready! 553 00:45:47,727 --> 00:45:49,558 We had an agreement! 554 00:45:49,727 --> 00:45:52,924 l've got only Shakespeare on my mind. 555 00:45:53,567 --> 00:45:58,482 - He fills my whole inner space! - You'll lose 50 thousand euros. 556 00:46:01,687 --> 00:46:04,042 Shakespeare's worth poverty. 557 00:46:06,207 --> 00:46:08,767 Ok, l double the rate. 558 00:46:10,687 --> 00:46:12,882 Ok, see you in ten minutes. 559 00:46:13,207 --> 00:46:14,606 Hello. 560 00:46:15,727 --> 00:46:19,436 - You've played in an erotic movie. - Yes, twice. 561 00:46:19,607 --> 00:46:23,282 Once with Goldie Amato, then with Blondie Bluetooth. 562 00:46:24,567 --> 00:46:28,799 - Were they English? - They were sheep. 563 00:46:30,567 --> 00:46:32,637 - Thank you. - l worked as an extra in 564 00:46:32,927 --> 00:46:36,715 - ''Lethal locks'', ''Vengeful Sweater''... - Next please. 565 00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:40,926 - ''Goat cheese'', ''Bloody bleat''... - Next please. 566 00:46:47,327 --> 00:46:50,080 - Where's mum? - On a walk with Teresa. 567 00:46:51,047 --> 00:46:53,800 - You said you're 23. - Yes. 568 00:46:54,407 --> 00:46:56,398 - But it isn't true. - No. 569 00:46:57,247 --> 00:47:01,923 - So, how old are you? - 22. 570 00:47:05,127 --> 00:47:07,641 - What's this? - Oratorio contract. 571 00:47:08,327 --> 00:47:12,286 Don't you get it? l won't compose ever again. 572 00:47:12,527 --> 00:47:14,483 Read it carefully. 573 00:48:04,327 --> 00:48:06,761 ''All the profits will be transferred to 574 00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:09,885 Neuropsychiatric Hospital of St Mehtilda''. Here. 575 00:48:10,167 --> 00:48:11,725 Yes, here. Go on. 576 00:48:12,007 --> 00:48:15,716 ''To improve the quality of life of its residents''. 577 00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:18,157 So, also your mother. 578 00:48:18,567 --> 00:48:22,845 lt's not as spectacular as testing psychiatric drugs, 579 00:48:23,007 --> 00:48:27,558 but it might do some good. 580 00:48:27,727 --> 00:48:29,718 l don't know what to say. 581 00:48:30,127 --> 00:48:33,119 lt's my radio's obligation, 582 00:48:33,287 --> 00:48:36,836 to assign 1 00 thousand Zlotys to the same cause. 583 00:48:37,007 --> 00:48:41,080 As long as you write the second part of this damned... 584 00:48:41,487 --> 00:48:44,877 - Oratorio. - Why do you do that? 585 00:48:46,607 --> 00:48:49,838 l believe that in this evil world 586 00:48:50,207 --> 00:48:53,404 you still can do some good. 587 00:48:54,207 --> 00:48:57,165 So, agreed? 588 00:48:59,407 --> 00:49:00,556 Agreed. 589 00:49:08,807 --> 00:49:09,796 Mum! 590 00:49:11,807 --> 00:49:14,082 - How was it? - l'm tired. 591 00:49:16,407 --> 00:49:18,363 We went as far as the pond. 592 00:49:18,607 --> 00:49:22,282 Kostek! Come here! We need to sign it! 593 00:49:22,447 --> 00:49:24,836 - We've already signed. - But two, 594 00:49:25,007 --> 00:49:28,397 and we need four, two for each side. 595 00:49:29,087 --> 00:49:31,317 lt's an important contract. 596 00:49:41,167 --> 00:49:43,886 - Where did you get your PhD? - At Heidelberg. 597 00:49:44,207 --> 00:49:47,916 Before, l studied in Cambridge, Rome and Vienna. 598 00:49:48,087 --> 00:49:52,160 - And 6 months in Tokio. - Excuse me, but out of curiosity: 599 00:49:53,007 --> 00:49:56,522 what is a philosopher looking for in a porn film? 600 00:49:57,127 --> 00:49:59,925 l love to shag. 601 00:50:04,247 --> 00:50:05,282 Thank you. 602 00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:10,045 You won't make this with me? So who will? 603 00:50:10,207 --> 00:50:11,720 l don't care! 604 00:50:12,087 --> 00:50:14,885 - Why? - And do you care about me? 605 00:50:15,047 --> 00:50:18,960 - We shouldn't mix life and business. - l just quit here, 606 00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:23,922 - l'll be a film sound producer. - Congratulations. Who hired you? 607 00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:25,236 lnga Wawras. 608 00:50:26,207 --> 00:50:28,880 She only works with Paciorkowski. 609 00:50:29,167 --> 00:50:32,398 - He doesn't meet the standards. - He's the best. 610 00:50:32,567 --> 00:50:35,127 - But he's not a lesbian. - True. 611 00:50:35,887 --> 00:50:39,721 - Neither are you. - l am - for this production. 612 00:50:40,087 --> 00:50:41,156 Listen, 613 00:50:44,247 --> 00:50:47,205 - what production is it? - l can't tell you. 614 00:50:47,447 --> 00:50:51,645 OK, but it's a secret. A feminist erotic movie. 615 00:50:53,087 --> 00:50:55,282 - lt's porn! - lt's not porn. 616 00:50:55,447 --> 00:50:58,439 Ambitious porn. lnga says we'll take it to Cannes! 617 00:50:58,607 --> 00:51:02,077 She always says so. You really want to do a porno? 618 00:51:02,367 --> 00:51:04,562 You need to start somehow. 619 00:51:05,807 --> 00:51:09,800 l'm fed up with my work. l need a change or l'll go mad. 620 00:51:14,047 --> 00:51:15,924 - When will you start? - No idea. 621 00:51:16,087 --> 00:51:18,885 They're still casting the male lead. 622 00:51:19,047 --> 00:51:22,357 - l'd never agree. - Nobody's offering. 623 00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:26,879 l might consider such an offer. lt could be interesting. 624 00:51:27,047 --> 00:51:31,484 - So enter yourself. - l might. But the main female part 625 00:51:31,647 --> 00:51:34,957 is already taken. By some krav-maga instructor. 626 00:52:09,527 --> 00:52:11,404 l've had enough. 627 00:52:19,767 --> 00:52:22,600 - ls everything all right? - Yes. 628 00:52:23,687 --> 00:52:26,918 - You wanted to kill me. - For a moment. 629 00:52:31,327 --> 00:52:34,000 Honey? Come here quickly! 630 00:52:34,287 --> 00:52:36,721 l have a guy for you! He's perfect! 631 00:52:37,087 --> 00:52:39,555 Did you hear? Perfect! 632 00:52:39,887 --> 00:52:41,923 - We're waiting, bye! - Bye. 633 00:52:44,927 --> 00:52:48,078 Sometimes l don't understand my woman. 634 00:52:48,807 --> 00:52:51,321 Welcome to the club. 635 00:53:08,807 --> 00:53:11,640 - No! Just because. - lt's not an argument. 636 00:53:11,807 --> 00:53:14,640 - l don't care! - You're not in the army! 637 00:53:15,407 --> 00:53:17,159 - l don't like him. - Why? 638 00:53:17,327 --> 00:53:21,036 He's quite nice, good-looking, clean... Perfect! 639 00:53:21,207 --> 00:53:24,358 - How do you know a perfect man? - No homophobia. 640 00:53:26,207 --> 00:53:27,435 l'm sorry. 641 00:53:28,407 --> 00:53:32,844 lf he's so perfect, aren't you afraid that... You know. 642 00:53:33,647 --> 00:53:36,366 - With him? He's gay! - He's not gay! 643 00:53:36,527 --> 00:53:39,837 He is, honey! l wouldn't recognize a gay guy? 644 00:53:42,967 --> 00:53:44,002 Come! 645 00:53:48,847 --> 00:53:50,838 No way! lt's madness. 646 00:53:51,047 --> 00:53:55,165 - You exaggerate. - No. You're mad! You're sick! 647 00:53:55,367 --> 00:53:58,359 l'm not asking for an opinion but for your help. 648 00:53:58,687 --> 00:54:03,363 What? You want me to help you get her off? Or help her get you off? 649 00:54:03,727 --> 00:54:06,002 Be discreet. l told them l'm gay. 650 00:54:06,167 --> 00:54:09,000 l had to, otherwise l wouldn't have the job. 651 00:54:09,167 --> 00:54:13,001 You'll fuck for money, you whore! l can't look at it! 652 00:54:13,407 --> 00:54:16,524 - You want to work in a porn. - Without my boyfriend. 653 00:54:16,767 --> 00:54:19,918 - Ex-boyfriend. - An ex who's fucking crazy! 654 00:54:20,927 --> 00:54:22,838 How long can you wait? 655 00:54:24,727 --> 00:54:27,400 - l need money. - Bullshit! 656 00:54:27,687 --> 00:54:30,759 lf you did, you wouldn't give up composing. 657 00:54:32,327 --> 00:54:35,239 ls it about sex? Are you looking for thrills? 658 00:54:35,567 --> 00:54:37,000 Not exactly. 659 00:54:37,167 --> 00:54:40,204 - Do you like being watched? - lt's complicated. 660 00:54:40,367 --> 00:54:43,279 Don't be ashamed. Shame takes away the joy. 661 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:46,041 You need to get rid of it, standard-wise. 662 00:54:46,207 --> 00:54:49,802 - lt's a simplification. - lf you like being watched... 663 00:54:49,967 --> 00:54:53,243 - No... - l can suck you off right here. 664 00:54:58,327 --> 00:55:01,603 - How nicely they argue about music. - You see. 665 00:55:01,767 --> 00:55:04,679 And they say that the youth don't care. 666 00:55:15,727 --> 00:55:18,605 How beautiful you are, 667 00:55:19,767 --> 00:55:21,439 My darling! 668 00:55:27,567 --> 00:55:32,880 How pleasing you are! How pleasing! 669 00:55:33,047 --> 00:55:38,121 How pleasing you are! How pleasing! 670 00:55:38,567 --> 00:55:40,637 You have stolen my heart, 671 00:55:41,647 --> 00:55:43,638 You have stolen my heart, 672 00:55:44,247 --> 00:55:49,719 With one single glance of your eyes! 673 00:55:50,407 --> 00:55:56,039 How pleasing you are! How pleasing! 674 00:55:56,247 --> 00:56:01,526 Your lips drop sweetness As the honeycomb. 675 00:56:01,687 --> 00:56:07,398 Your teeth are like a flock of sheep Coming up from the washing. 676 00:56:07,567 --> 00:56:13,278 Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon. 677 00:56:13,767 --> 00:56:18,283 And your mouth is like the best wine 678 00:56:18,767 --> 00:56:21,759 Flowing down the palate! 679 00:56:23,007 --> 00:56:26,602 Stop! Wait, l'll help you! Wait! 680 00:56:27,087 --> 00:56:31,638 l can't do it myself! Help me! She's lying here! 681 00:56:44,047 --> 00:56:47,323 And l could be doing Shakespeare! Enough! 682 00:56:59,567 --> 00:57:00,886 THREE DAYS LATER 683 00:57:00,927 --> 00:57:04,397 Referring to the reducing experience of male pornography, 684 00:57:04,727 --> 00:57:07,764 we approached our work too mechanistically! 685 00:57:08,007 --> 00:57:11,556 lt was a mistake! Fortunately, not everything is lost! 686 00:57:12,367 --> 00:57:17,236 The Sejm has just passed the bill on the exchange of the ''black spot'' signs. 687 00:57:17,407 --> 00:57:20,922 The bill will go to the Senate and then to the President. 688 00:57:26,407 --> 00:57:27,396 Well! 689 00:57:28,207 --> 00:57:31,199 Let's thank God for this momentous day! 690 00:57:35,287 --> 00:57:37,164 What are you doing? 691 00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:39,445 Champagne! 692 00:57:42,567 --> 00:57:44,478 We need to realize that 693 00:57:44,687 --> 00:57:49,636 female desire doesn't speak the same language as the male one. 694 00:57:49,847 --> 00:57:53,760 Women are driven by archaic and prelogical impulses 695 00:57:54,127 --> 00:57:58,200 And their sexuality seems to remember the mythical Eden - 696 00:57:58,487 --> 00:58:01,160 destroyed by male civilization 697 00:58:01,367 --> 00:58:04,882 built on the alliance of logic and the phallus. 698 00:58:05,447 --> 00:58:09,042 l'd like to inform that Father Editor's foundation 699 00:58:09,207 --> 00:58:12,199 has received an order for 1 ,600 700 00:58:12,487 --> 00:58:15,638 - warning signs. - Oh God. So fast? 701 00:58:15,967 --> 00:58:19,846 - Aren't you going to put out a tender? - We are! 702 00:58:20,127 --> 00:58:23,915 l just wanted to tell you that you've won. 703 00:58:24,407 --> 00:58:28,923 Great news, l'm glad that it is you who 704 00:58:29,287 --> 00:58:33,644 announces it like archangel Gabriel. God bless you! 705 00:58:34,327 --> 00:58:35,760 And you too! 706 00:58:36,127 --> 00:58:41,679 To 1 ,600 signs - 1 0,000 zlotys each! 707 00:58:47,847 --> 00:58:49,678 1 6 million! 708 00:58:50,647 --> 00:58:53,639 - When we will see them? - Right away! 709 00:58:54,927 --> 00:58:57,600 The signs will be ready in 2 weeks, 710 00:58:57,767 --> 00:59:01,043 assembly and transport - a week, that's it! 711 00:59:01,567 --> 00:59:03,478 And it's just the beginning! 712 00:59:03,847 --> 00:59:07,078 Next year we'll be the biggest Catholic radio in Poland! 713 00:59:07,247 --> 00:59:10,478 Those old farts from Torun can go fly a kite! 714 00:59:10,647 --> 00:59:12,877 l don't know, Leon. 715 00:59:14,007 --> 00:59:17,682 - They are everywhere. - We will also be everywhere! 716 00:59:18,167 --> 00:59:22,877 Wherever there's a speed limit. Can you imagine? 717 00:59:23,367 --> 00:59:26,962 Thousands of signs! Thousands of Jesuses 718 00:59:27,407 --> 00:59:30,956 with our radio's logo! Or even millions! 719 00:59:31,887 --> 00:59:36,199 We will get additional 1 0 thousand for each Jesus! 720 00:59:37,127 --> 00:59:43,043 lf this goes through eventually, they will have to make you a bishop. 721 00:59:43,807 --> 00:59:44,796 lf? 722 00:59:45,447 --> 00:59:47,039 lt will work out! 723 00:59:47,887 --> 00:59:49,843 This plan is... 724 00:59:51,687 --> 00:59:52,802 ingenious! 725 00:59:53,007 --> 00:59:55,475 The penis and the eye! 726 00:59:56,007 --> 01:00:00,683 Those 2 organs rule the world of male pornography. 727 01:00:01,807 --> 01:00:03,877 The eye's even more dangerous. 728 01:00:04,127 --> 01:00:07,915 Women don't associate desire with the visible. 729 01:00:08,167 --> 01:00:12,046 lt's easier for them as female organs are 730 01:00:12,247 --> 01:00:15,956 hidden in the boxes of their bodies. 731 01:00:19,207 --> 01:00:21,118 l can't talk, l'm at a lecture. 732 01:00:21,807 --> 01:00:25,959 - Are you lecturing? - No, later. Now l'm listening. 733 01:00:26,327 --> 01:00:29,683 Did you like the oratorio? Great! 734 01:00:29,967 --> 01:00:32,242 Yes, l'll drop in later, bye! 735 01:00:35,487 --> 01:00:37,876 Before we start shooting. 736 01:00:42,727 --> 01:00:46,037 Before the shooting we need to look inside us 737 01:00:46,247 --> 01:00:50,320 to find the female spontaneity and primeval nature. 738 01:00:50,527 --> 01:00:54,236 We'll draw from mystical experiences of Brook, 739 01:00:54,687 --> 01:00:56,484 and Grotowski! 740 01:00:57,207 --> 01:01:01,758 So above all - rehearsals, rehearsals, rehearsals 741 01:01:02,447 --> 01:01:06,156 - and inner ''searching''. - To make a film in which 742 01:01:06,487 --> 01:01:12,164 female libido will be opened to the images of inner fantasy. 743 01:01:12,527 --> 01:01:15,564 Reinventing the symbolism of female organs. 744 01:01:15,727 --> 01:01:19,959 Best described through water metaphors like the spring. 745 01:01:20,447 --> 01:01:22,039 - The river. - The sea. 746 01:01:22,247 --> 01:01:25,876 Or a prosperous water park! 747 01:01:32,767 --> 01:01:35,645 lf it chips in towards the budget. 748 01:01:38,567 --> 01:01:41,639 - You must be crazy! - Don't speak like that! 749 01:01:41,807 --> 01:01:44,844 l thought you wanted to talk about the oratorio! 750 01:01:45,327 --> 01:01:47,045 - We do. - And? 751 01:01:47,247 --> 01:01:50,717 - lt's not good. - Not good? lt's my best piece! 752 01:01:51,127 --> 01:01:56,201 The music's all right, but the words are... impossible. They're too... 753 01:01:56,407 --> 01:01:59,205 - how to put it... - Naughty. 754 01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:02,404 - Exactly! - lt's Song of Songs, from the Bible! 755 01:02:04,327 --> 01:02:09,082 This part of the Bible is not talked about on our radio. 756 01:02:09,367 --> 01:02:11,403 And money for the sick? 757 01:02:11,927 --> 01:02:14,999 You have my word! You'll get even more! 758 01:02:15,407 --> 01:02:18,877 - Much more! - But not for the oratorio. 759 01:02:19,287 --> 01:02:23,121 - But it's my best piece! - ls it important? 760 01:02:25,607 --> 01:02:26,676 Right. 761 01:02:28,807 --> 01:02:32,243 You said you were going to give up composing. 762 01:02:32,687 --> 01:02:33,722 Kostus. 763 01:02:35,207 --> 01:02:36,356 Kostus... 764 01:02:37,807 --> 01:02:39,206 agree, please. 765 01:02:39,407 --> 01:02:43,480 - lt's best for all of us. - lt's sick! No way! 766 01:02:43,647 --> 01:02:47,322 - You'll get 25 per cent. - That's four million. 767 01:02:48,247 --> 01:02:52,126 l'll donate another 4 million for the treatment. 768 01:02:52,847 --> 01:02:54,166 Well... 769 01:02:56,287 --> 01:02:59,279 But we are completely not alike. 770 01:03:03,967 --> 01:03:05,241 You will be. 771 01:03:07,567 --> 01:03:09,876 So, will you be Jesus? 772 01:03:12,527 --> 01:03:15,280 On every street in Poland? 773 01:03:17,967 --> 01:03:20,879 Maybe we should reduce the dosage? 774 01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:38,800 SWEDEN 775 01:03:38,967 --> 01:03:40,798 FOUDATlON 776 01:03:41,647 --> 01:03:43,046 MONEY 777 01:04:06,527 --> 01:04:07,926 PARLlAMENT 778 01:04:08,407 --> 01:04:09,556 FOUNDATlON 779 01:04:10,967 --> 01:04:11,956 MONEY 780 01:04:48,087 --> 01:04:49,236 No! 781 01:04:56,087 --> 01:04:57,281 Libido! 782 01:05:01,207 --> 01:05:02,560 Gentleness! 783 01:05:13,047 --> 01:05:14,321 Blood! 784 01:05:14,767 --> 01:05:16,041 Sex! 785 01:05:25,327 --> 01:05:26,760 Foremother! 786 01:05:27,287 --> 01:05:28,322 Foremother! 787 01:05:28,527 --> 01:05:29,846 You help me! 788 01:05:32,247 --> 01:05:33,316 Hug it. 789 01:05:49,447 --> 01:05:51,915 - What are you doing, son? - What? 790 01:05:52,767 --> 01:05:56,077 - Did you strain yourself? - Yes, a little bit. 791 01:05:57,087 --> 01:05:58,805 The sushi's so good. 792 01:05:59,807 --> 01:06:02,958 From the best place in town. l'll take you there. 793 01:06:03,807 --> 01:06:08,801 l visited my father's grave. l took some flowers and l thought we 794 01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:13,241 - could get him a marble tombstone? - He wasn't your father. 795 01:06:13,967 --> 01:06:15,400 What? 796 01:06:15,887 --> 01:06:17,605 The man... 797 01:06:19,007 --> 01:06:22,443 you're talking about was not your father. 798 01:06:22,687 --> 01:06:26,202 - What are you telling me? - The truth. 799 01:06:27,967 --> 01:06:31,164 Antoni Chmurski was not your father, Kostek. 800 01:06:35,927 --> 01:06:37,280 So who was? 801 01:06:58,327 --> 01:07:04,482 You have passed all the tests. You have been qualified. 802 01:07:17,127 --> 01:07:21,439 Hi, Luna! We were just talking about new exercises. 803 01:07:21,607 --> 01:07:23,325 ln vocal emission. 804 01:07:24,367 --> 01:07:28,121 l wanted to talk about that. Can you leave us alone? 805 01:07:38,567 --> 01:07:43,004 How could you announce in public l don't scream during climax?! 806 01:07:43,327 --> 01:07:45,636 - l didn't. - Don't lie! 807 01:07:46,167 --> 01:07:47,566 lt just came up. 808 01:07:47,727 --> 01:07:51,720 By itself? You discuss my orgasms with a stranger? 809 01:07:52,007 --> 01:07:56,398 - Mine. With the director. - She doesn't have to know everything! 810 01:07:56,727 --> 01:07:58,365 You're too closed. 811 01:07:58,727 --> 01:08:02,925 - She wants to open you up. - Making me lick a cow's liver?! 812 01:08:03,087 --> 01:08:06,318 lnga says licking raw meat helps you open up! 813 01:08:07,807 --> 01:08:11,436 - lt's bullshit! - You're being vulgar and aggressive. 814 01:08:11,607 --> 01:08:15,805 Surprised? My girlfriend pimps me out for money! 815 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:19,118 We need it! We can't let our movement die! 816 01:08:19,287 --> 01:08:22,279 - Women need us! - They can do without seeing 817 01:08:22,447 --> 01:08:25,644 - me make love to Kostek. - Make love? 818 01:08:27,887 --> 01:08:31,675 - l don't have to? - lt must be controlled sex. 819 01:08:34,447 --> 01:08:36,597 Just like ours? 820 01:08:47,327 --> 01:08:49,761 Orgasm specialist, right? 821 01:09:09,887 --> 01:09:11,445 Oh, Jesus! 822 01:09:12,687 --> 01:09:16,600 No, no, no! Wrong again! Concentrate, Luna! 823 01:09:16,767 --> 01:09:18,678 - l'm trying! - You're not! 824 01:09:18,967 --> 01:09:23,040 - But the beginning was good? - Yes. Phase one - correct... 825 01:09:24,487 --> 01:09:27,877 but in the climax - disaster. You screamed ''e!'' 826 01:09:29,087 --> 01:09:32,716 Do you see any ''e!'' here? 827 01:09:32,887 --> 01:09:35,924 Everyone may experience orgasm differently. 828 01:09:36,447 --> 01:09:39,120 ln private! But not on camera. 829 01:09:39,767 --> 01:09:43,726 The film should reflect an average European female orgasm. 830 01:09:43,887 --> 01:09:46,481 How do you know how European women scream? 831 01:09:46,687 --> 01:09:49,121 From Svenska Feministforbundet! 832 01:09:49,567 --> 01:09:52,127 - What? - Swedish Feminist Association! 833 01:09:52,287 --> 01:09:56,485 Research proves that an average European female moan is: 834 01:10:11,487 --> 01:10:14,957 There's no ''e!'', not mentioning ''Oh, Jesus''! 835 01:10:15,207 --> 01:10:19,439 - Why did you shout ''Oh, Jesus''? - Jeez, just escaped my lips! 836 01:10:19,887 --> 01:10:21,605 lt can't ''just escape''. 837 01:10:21,887 --> 01:10:25,004 lt's secular porn. Free from religious miasma. 838 01:10:25,167 --> 01:10:28,364 You work for a secular television, free from... 839 01:10:28,567 --> 01:10:30,922 - religious miasma! - Religious miasma! 840 01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:34,204 lt's more complicated than it looks, sir. 841 01:10:34,447 --> 01:10:39,441 Make a programme about my new film or l tell your wife. 842 01:10:39,647 --> 01:10:43,560 Thank you, l will. Regards for your wife, too. 843 01:10:43,847 --> 01:10:45,758 Don't piss me off! Where are you? 844 01:10:46,967 --> 01:10:49,925 At ''Half Serious''. l'll call you later. 845 01:10:50,327 --> 01:10:52,921 Go there and pin the rat. 846 01:10:53,207 --> 01:10:54,242 Norbert! 847 01:10:54,927 --> 01:10:58,237 l'm serious! lt's a matter of life and death. 848 01:10:58,807 --> 01:11:02,243 So maybe you show us an optimal European orgasm. 849 01:11:05,127 --> 01:11:06,606 Here you are. 850 01:11:16,127 --> 01:11:17,401 Or not. 851 01:11:18,087 --> 01:11:19,679 l've got a better idea. 852 01:11:34,847 --> 01:11:36,644 Yes. Yes! 853 01:11:38,287 --> 01:11:40,323 ls it good? 854 01:11:40,567 --> 01:11:43,445 lgnore the male voice. Just some noise. 855 01:11:50,567 --> 01:11:53,001 - How could you?! - You scared me! 856 01:11:53,287 --> 01:11:57,166 - You recorded us making love? - Just an exercise. 857 01:11:57,327 --> 01:12:00,524 - Exercise? - Sound practice. 858 01:12:00,727 --> 01:12:03,036 You're crazy! 859 01:12:03,887 --> 01:12:07,641 Daftness runs in your family, careful what you say. 860 01:12:07,807 --> 01:12:11,436 - And nasty! Don't say such things! - l'm nasty? 861 01:12:13,047 --> 01:12:16,483 l'm nasty? l looked after you at uni! 862 01:12:17,287 --> 01:12:20,916 l patiently stood your fucking fears and hysterics! 863 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:24,443 ''l'm great, l suck, l will, l won't...'' 864 01:12:24,607 --> 01:12:27,679 So self-absorbed. Never thought about me. 865 01:12:27,847 --> 01:12:31,442 - l did. - Right, when you wanted to shag me! 866 01:12:31,607 --> 01:12:33,677 l mean work. 867 01:12:34,487 --> 01:12:38,036 You think l work at a recording studio because l like it? 868 01:12:38,367 --> 01:12:41,325 l always liked the film. But no, 869 01:12:41,887 --> 01:12:43,764 l got hired at this studio 870 01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:47,158 to produce fantastic pieces of my brilliant boyfriend, 871 01:12:47,367 --> 01:12:49,756 whom l loved and who didn't love me! 872 01:12:49,927 --> 01:12:52,282 - l wanted to. - To hell with ''wanted''! 873 01:12:52,567 --> 01:12:56,879 You can't extort love. lt's like a thunder, unpredictable. 874 01:12:57,087 --> 01:13:00,124 A thunder? How do you know that? 875 01:13:00,447 --> 01:13:03,439 You are scared of thunderstorms. 876 01:13:04,087 --> 01:13:06,681 Not anymore. l mean... 877 01:13:07,087 --> 01:13:08,964 Not so much. 878 01:13:19,887 --> 01:13:21,957 Exactly on the same day 879 01:13:22,407 --> 01:13:25,558 our pilgrims on stilts enter Czestochowa. 880 01:13:25,927 --> 01:13:29,966 Leon asked to tell you that he can't imagine 881 01:13:30,407 --> 01:13:33,877 a lack of report about this momentous occasion. 882 01:13:36,047 --> 01:13:37,878 Am l boring you? 883 01:13:38,567 --> 01:13:40,285 No, of course not! 884 01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:44,681 But why hurry so much? 885 01:13:45,487 --> 01:13:48,240 - What? - Despite the declaration, 886 01:13:48,487 --> 01:13:52,241 the motorway construction plan is still in its infancy. 887 01:13:52,567 --> 01:13:55,161 - l don't understand. - Well, if so, 888 01:13:55,327 --> 01:13:59,957 then for the next few years our roads won't be safer. 889 01:14:00,367 --> 01:14:04,838 Don't get hysterical, there'll be lots of dead bodies. 890 01:14:05,487 --> 01:14:09,605 - What are you talking about? - There's no need to rush. 891 01:14:10,367 --> 01:14:13,325 l will make a programme about something else, 892 01:14:13,487 --> 01:14:17,366 and we'll come back to the ''Jesus Asks'' campaign next week. 893 01:14:18,007 --> 01:14:22,000 Are you even listening? lt's about the pilgrim virgins! 894 01:14:22,327 --> 01:14:26,923 Their entrance to Czestochowa is connected with the campaign. 895 01:14:27,207 --> 01:14:30,882 l don't want to be in your shoes if it doesn't work out. 896 01:14:31,527 --> 01:14:34,166 Angry Leon can be very... 897 01:14:35,327 --> 01:14:36,999 How much...? 898 01:14:41,927 --> 01:14:44,646 - Mayhem. - Well, a lot, then. 899 01:15:02,207 --> 01:15:03,435 Oh, no. 900 01:15:29,647 --> 01:15:33,276 He spoiled it. Stepped in and spoiled it. 901 01:15:36,847 --> 01:15:39,407 Father Wakary will tell us about 902 01:15:39,607 --> 01:15:43,441 natural methods for flagellation wound disinfection. 903 01:15:43,727 --> 01:15:48,323 But first let's listen to the number one piece, 904 01:15:48,487 --> 01:15:53,003 ''Virgin Oratorio'' by Konstanty Chmurski. 905 01:15:53,927 --> 01:15:57,078 While listening, please say a short prayer 906 01:15:57,367 --> 01:16:01,406 for the seven virgins, who are heading for Czestochowa, 907 01:16:01,567 --> 01:16:07,244 to thank Our Lady of Jasna Gora for their marriage to her beloved Son. 908 01:16:14,247 --> 01:16:18,126 - l hate this piece. - But people love it. 909 01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:23,046 Teresa, why are you so sad? What happened? 910 01:16:23,967 --> 01:16:25,480 Nothing. 911 01:16:26,087 --> 01:16:29,636 - Plesica made problems? - No, he agreed to everything. 912 01:16:30,567 --> 01:16:34,355 He'll make the programme we tell him to. Don't worry. 913 01:16:42,127 --> 01:16:46,325 - Father Leon Wodzien. - Boss, it's not like you said. 914 01:16:46,527 --> 01:16:50,998 - ln what sense? - We don't have 7 virgins. 915 01:16:52,327 --> 01:16:54,602 - Six? - Well, fewer... 916 01:16:56,607 --> 01:16:59,246 - Four? - Fewer... 917 01:16:59,927 --> 01:17:00,916 How many? 918 01:17:02,647 --> 01:17:05,081 - One. - What? 919 01:17:05,527 --> 01:17:08,599 - But there were seven! - l know, but... 920 01:17:08,807 --> 01:17:13,483 2 had a sunstroke, 3 ran away, one lost her faith. So there's only one. 921 01:17:14,167 --> 01:17:16,635 She has to get there! 922 01:17:17,047 --> 01:17:21,199 l don't care how. She has to! You're in charge of that! 923 01:17:21,367 --> 01:17:22,595 Amen. 924 01:17:23,127 --> 01:17:24,719 Forever and ever. 925 01:17:25,807 --> 01:17:27,445 What's wrong? 926 01:17:29,207 --> 01:17:33,200 Nothing. Everything's just fine. 927 01:17:33,567 --> 01:17:36,081 - And the agreement? - What agreement? 928 01:17:36,367 --> 01:17:39,677 Ours. You promised me 4 million. We need to sign. 929 01:17:40,767 --> 01:17:44,646 Right. We will. We always do. 930 01:17:46,287 --> 01:17:51,680 You know, when l look at you, l must say you take after him a bit. 931 01:17:51,887 --> 01:17:54,355 - Uncle, please... - Teresa! 932 01:17:54,967 --> 01:17:58,084 - Come on, he does look like him. - What? 933 01:18:00,407 --> 01:18:03,444 Yes, yes. Perfect. 934 01:18:03,687 --> 01:18:05,166 You see? 935 01:18:05,447 --> 01:18:06,721 Perfect! 936 01:18:11,887 --> 01:18:13,559 Sorry, sweetheart. 937 01:18:15,087 --> 01:18:18,079 l know it's a difficult moment for you. 938 01:18:19,127 --> 01:18:22,085 The film, the preparations, the stress... 939 01:18:22,887 --> 01:18:26,482 You may think l don't support you. But l do. 940 01:18:26,967 --> 01:18:29,686 l am with you at all times. 941 01:18:30,367 --> 01:18:34,758 Even when l am not with you. Physically, l mean. 942 01:18:37,287 --> 01:18:42,759 l will always be with you because l'm very much... 943 01:18:43,407 --> 01:18:44,601 in love you! 944 01:18:54,807 --> 01:18:56,035 Listen... 945 01:18:58,647 --> 01:19:03,277 - Remember what you said about Kostek? - l said so many things about him. 946 01:19:03,847 --> 01:19:08,284 At the beginning. That he was the perfect guy for me. 947 01:19:09,847 --> 01:19:11,360 l remember that. 948 01:19:12,247 --> 01:19:15,239 - You really think so? - Well, yes. 949 01:19:15,727 --> 01:19:17,922 He is handsome... 950 01:19:18,847 --> 01:19:19,916 Nice... 951 01:19:20,967 --> 01:19:23,720 Bright... For a man, of course. 952 01:19:26,247 --> 01:19:30,240 - Do you want to tell me something? - l'm not sure. 953 01:19:30,647 --> 01:19:33,798 Please. l beg you. Not now! 954 01:19:34,087 --> 01:19:36,043 - Not this late! - But... 955 01:19:36,247 --> 01:19:39,080 l can't find anyone else now. Too late. 956 01:19:39,287 --> 01:19:41,721 He's staying. 957 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:47,519 - Are you nuts? - Please call me Rysia. 958 01:19:47,687 --> 01:19:52,317 - Or Ryszarda. - Ryszarda, l disagree! 959 01:19:52,727 --> 01:19:57,482 - The director says it's a must! - No, no, no! l resign! 960 01:19:57,647 --> 01:20:00,878 l agreed to have my cock shaved. That's it! 961 01:20:03,127 --> 01:20:07,962 - Can you explain this? - He'd rather die than have a pedicure. 962 01:20:08,127 --> 01:20:11,358 - What pedicure? - lt's lnga's idea! 963 01:20:12,247 --> 01:20:16,320 lnga said she'd never let him on the set with rough heels! 964 01:20:16,487 --> 01:20:19,365 - He'll scratch her treacle. - What treacle? 965 01:20:19,607 --> 01:20:21,996 - Beetroot treacle. - Are you crazy? 966 01:20:22,207 --> 01:20:25,165 Can't l leave you alone for five minutes? 967 01:20:25,727 --> 01:20:32,075 We are not interested in his heels. Go and bring him back! 968 01:20:32,247 --> 01:20:33,566 Kostek! 969 01:20:35,647 --> 01:20:38,036 - You find it funny? - Sorry. 970 01:20:41,727 --> 01:20:45,436 We're almost ready! The lips are most important. 971 01:20:45,847 --> 01:20:47,724 The lips of Mother Earth. 972 01:20:47,887 --> 01:20:51,277 You do everything on the lips. Brilliant, isn't it? 973 01:20:51,567 --> 01:20:53,285 A small masterpiece. 974 01:20:56,727 --> 01:21:00,356 - But the lips are sticky. - lt's beetroot treacle! 975 01:21:00,527 --> 01:21:04,361 - l don't want to lie there naked. - The treacle's essential! 976 01:21:04,687 --> 01:21:06,882 - Tell her! - Well, if lnga says so... 977 01:21:07,087 --> 01:21:12,320 Definitely! During sex we'll be sprinkling, from up here, 978 01:21:12,487 --> 01:21:15,923 water, all over you! But don't worry. Warm water. 979 01:21:16,447 --> 01:21:19,962 When the water starts dissolving the lips, 980 01:21:20,207 --> 01:21:22,767 without stopping, you will sink in, 981 01:21:23,087 --> 01:21:27,205 as the treacle dissolves, into the entrails of Mother Earth. 982 01:21:27,687 --> 01:21:32,522 - Unification with nature! - What do l do before l sink in? 983 01:21:32,887 --> 01:21:36,562 Whatever you want. Sucking, licking, penetration. 984 01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:41,238 Don't make me tell you how to fuck. Don't you know it yourself? 985 01:21:47,127 --> 01:21:48,924 Sit here and wait. 986 01:21:49,367 --> 01:21:52,200 - No pedicure! - Okay! 987 01:21:53,007 --> 01:21:56,443 - There'll be no pedicure! - Promise? 988 01:21:56,727 --> 01:21:58,001 l promise. 989 01:21:59,367 --> 01:22:03,724 Don't be so nervous. Concentration is key! 990 01:22:04,007 --> 01:22:08,125 - l'm not sure. - Concentrate and it'll be great. 991 01:22:08,367 --> 01:22:13,885 - How could l have agreed to do this? - To be honest, l have no idea. 992 01:22:15,767 --> 01:22:19,646 Since you've agreed, l want to tell you that 993 01:22:20,087 --> 01:22:24,399 since l first saw you, l knew you were... 994 01:22:24,607 --> 01:22:28,680 - Perfect, l know. - No, it's not that. 995 01:22:29,687 --> 01:22:32,076 l don't know how to put this. 996 01:22:33,047 --> 01:22:35,720 But l'm happy l met you. 997 01:22:39,127 --> 01:22:40,355 Remember! 998 01:22:41,247 --> 01:22:42,646 Concentration. 999 01:22:49,447 --> 01:22:50,880 Concentration. 1000 01:22:51,207 --> 01:22:53,402 lt's only 5 minutes! 1001 01:22:53,767 --> 01:22:57,396 No way! The programme's about the virgins in Czestochowa. 1002 01:22:57,647 --> 01:23:01,162 - This can't be combined with a porno! - l don't want to. 1003 01:23:01,327 --> 01:23:05,798 Actors enter the studio in a cake and you say you'll get back to the topic. 1004 01:23:05,967 --> 01:23:08,162 You've gone out of your mind. 1005 01:23:08,887 --> 01:23:14,041 But my Swedish investors are coming! Without you l might not get the money! 1006 01:23:14,287 --> 01:23:18,803 Sorry, Klara, it's your problem. Don't call me when l'm working. 1007 01:23:30,247 --> 01:23:31,839 Am l disturbing you? 1008 01:23:32,167 --> 01:23:35,637 Concentration. Concentration. Concentration... 1009 01:23:36,687 --> 01:23:38,803 Concentration.... 1010 01:23:44,247 --> 01:23:47,125 You can do with me whatever you want, but 1011 01:23:47,287 --> 01:23:49,596 don't dare kiss me on the lips! 1012 01:23:54,807 --> 01:23:56,445 Concentration's over. 1013 01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:02,762 - How's your hysterics? - Vanished. 1014 01:24:03,327 --> 01:24:06,285 Good! l've brought you a pedicurist. 1015 01:24:06,607 --> 01:24:11,158 - But Rysia promised. - Kostek, show some professionalism! 1016 01:24:20,807 --> 01:24:23,844 - You can't fool me, doctor. - Doctor? 1017 01:24:24,127 --> 01:24:27,005 - Yet another level of the test? - Test? 1018 01:24:27,287 --> 01:24:30,802 This stage is redundant. l can do without. 1019 01:24:31,087 --> 01:24:34,238 l don't quite understand. You can do without? 1020 01:24:34,567 --> 01:24:35,886 Without drugs. 1021 01:24:37,927 --> 01:24:41,283 What can you do without them? 1022 01:24:42,767 --> 01:24:43,995 This. 1023 01:24:44,927 --> 01:24:46,485 1 0 DAYS BEFORE 1024 01:24:46,727 --> 01:24:50,606 Look up, at the sky. From underneath. 1025 01:24:50,847 --> 01:24:54,806 Now one hand. Don't cover your face! Good! 1026 01:24:55,087 --> 01:24:56,486 Fantastic! Bravo! 1027 01:24:58,447 --> 01:25:01,996 Very, very good! l think we have it! 1028 01:25:04,287 --> 01:25:07,996 You were great! Perfect! 1029 01:25:08,927 --> 01:25:12,522 Right, Leon? Praise him at least once. 1030 01:25:13,527 --> 01:25:17,156 Boy, how are you sitting! Sorry, he's always like that. 1031 01:25:17,367 --> 01:25:21,724 There's someone here who would like to meet you. 1032 01:25:22,287 --> 01:25:27,884 - My nephew. Father Gracjan. - l heard a lot about you. 1033 01:25:35,967 --> 01:25:39,926 lt was brilliant!. Honestly, l'm impressed! 1034 01:25:40,087 --> 01:25:44,080 But l don't know what you are talking about. 1035 01:25:44,247 --> 01:25:47,603 lt's over, doctor! Stop this idiotic farce! 1036 01:26:23,167 --> 01:26:25,556 And? l'm a bitch, aren't l? 1037 01:26:38,087 --> 01:26:39,076 What are you doing? 1038 01:26:41,687 --> 01:26:42,961 You swine! 1039 01:26:43,807 --> 01:26:47,038 Kostek, please, stop her! Luna! 1040 01:26:47,567 --> 01:26:50,604 Luna! She means nothing to me! Stop her! 1041 01:26:59,047 --> 01:27:04,724 l pray to you, God, may my mum and uncle be healthy. 1042 01:27:05,327 --> 01:27:09,081 - Uncle, is Auntie my mum now? - Yes. 1043 01:27:09,727 --> 01:27:12,560 Mummy! l'm scared! 1044 01:27:13,407 --> 01:27:17,036 Kostek, come here! We need to sign it! 1045 01:27:17,247 --> 01:27:19,158 We've already signed it. 1046 01:27:21,407 --> 01:27:24,319 Come here! We need to sign it! 1047 01:27:24,767 --> 01:27:29,363 - We've already signed it. - But 2, and we need 4. 1048 01:27:39,207 --> 01:27:43,962 How could you deprive him of the rights to his own image! 1049 01:27:44,527 --> 01:27:48,600 - Just protecting our interests. - By swapping the contracts? 1050 01:27:48,767 --> 01:27:49,756 Leon! 1051 01:27:50,967 --> 01:27:55,358 - You can't do good doing evil! - Don't give me platitudes! 1052 01:27:55,527 --> 01:27:59,236 l've been saying them for 40 years in homilies. 1053 01:28:00,487 --> 01:28:01,806 God... 1054 01:28:10,527 --> 01:28:14,202 - You're so cynical! - Pragmatic! 1055 01:28:14,647 --> 01:28:16,717 Kostus believed you so! 1056 01:28:18,647 --> 01:28:20,080 He trusted you! 1057 01:28:21,847 --> 01:28:25,317 - He loved you like a father! - And l loved him! 1058 01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:29,482 l still love him! But he disappointed me! 1059 01:28:29,807 --> 01:28:33,356 - He was too weak! - You promised him the money! 1060 01:28:33,727 --> 01:28:38,243 You know it's not only... about money! 1061 01:28:39,847 --> 01:28:45,399 The world is sick and evil! People bathe in sin and immorality! 1062 01:28:46,687 --> 01:28:50,521 They worship false idols and slight the true God! 1063 01:28:53,487 --> 01:28:57,878 lf we are to build an empire which will oppose it all, 1064 01:28:58,607 --> 01:29:03,397 we can't leave its fate with an emotionally unstable lunatic. 1065 01:29:06,967 --> 01:29:11,677 - Kostus is not a lunatic! - He is. Just like his mother! 1066 01:29:14,207 --> 01:29:16,118 And the father too! 1067 01:29:16,607 --> 01:29:20,805 You know well that this isn't his fault. 1068 01:29:22,767 --> 01:29:24,086 l know. 1069 01:29:30,607 --> 01:29:31,801 l know. 1070 01:29:33,727 --> 01:29:38,164 As his uncle, who brought him up, l feel sorry for him. 1071 01:29:41,807 --> 01:29:45,720 But as the president of a radio station with a mission 1072 01:29:46,327 --> 01:29:48,443 l can do only one thing: 1073 01:29:50,327 --> 01:29:53,797 cut him off, like dead weight. 1074 01:29:55,247 --> 01:29:58,523 Otherwise we will never take off. 1075 01:30:39,727 --> 01:30:41,001 Daddy! 1076 01:30:43,167 --> 01:30:46,716 Aren't you sleeping yet? 1077 01:30:47,207 --> 01:30:49,596 - Where's mum? - Home at last! 1078 01:30:49,767 --> 01:30:52,839 Klara's here. Why don't you answer your phone? 1079 01:30:54,367 --> 01:30:57,837 - lt's gone dead. - No problem at all. 1080 01:30:58,007 --> 01:30:59,998 Beautiful photos. 1081 01:31:00,207 --> 01:31:03,483 - What a happy family. - Come here to us! 1082 01:31:03,927 --> 01:31:05,724 When they were little 1083 01:31:06,727 --> 01:31:09,639 with dolls. And this is Santa! 1084 01:31:12,647 --> 01:31:16,162 Will you really be on all road signs in Poland? 1085 01:31:17,007 --> 01:31:18,486 Yes. Almost. 1086 01:31:19,807 --> 01:31:22,526 And you won't get a penny for it? 1087 01:31:26,447 --> 01:31:29,200 Your uncle's quite a son of a bitch. 1088 01:31:29,567 --> 01:31:33,355 True, he's got a great mind. Like your Klara. 1089 01:31:35,607 --> 01:31:39,122 - Sorry l hit you. - l got used to it. 1090 01:31:39,287 --> 01:31:42,996 - Did it help? - For a while. 1091 01:31:43,167 --> 01:31:44,646 Good. 1092 01:32:01,287 --> 01:32:04,563 - Why did you film me? - l didn't. 1093 01:32:04,727 --> 01:32:06,046 Don't lie! 1094 01:32:06,847 --> 01:32:09,361 To hell with me if l'm lying! 1095 01:32:09,887 --> 01:32:10,956 Okay... 1096 01:32:12,047 --> 01:32:13,400 l believe you. 1097 01:32:15,607 --> 01:32:18,167 Pregnant? What?! 1098 01:32:18,407 --> 01:32:21,240 You said you love me and now she's pregnant?! 1099 01:32:21,607 --> 01:32:24,565 - l don't know how. - Ask your cock! 1100 01:32:24,847 --> 01:32:26,599 Luna, please... 1101 01:32:27,647 --> 01:32:30,684 - Don't be vulgar! - Get out of my life! 1102 01:32:30,927 --> 01:32:34,602 - But, honey... - Get lost! Now! 1103 01:32:36,487 --> 01:32:38,603 Not my shit, Luna, please! 1104 01:32:38,927 --> 01:32:42,283 Luna, save the shit! Not my shit. 1105 01:32:42,727 --> 01:32:45,605 l love you, Luna! 1106 01:33:21,607 --> 01:33:24,565 You really wanted to be in the film? 1107 01:33:26,047 --> 01:33:27,162 No. 1108 01:33:36,607 --> 01:33:38,279 Kiss me. 1109 01:33:46,807 --> 01:33:48,001 On the lips. 1110 01:33:48,407 --> 01:33:51,160 No way. So you can beat me up? 1111 01:33:51,607 --> 01:33:53,916 l will if you don't. 1112 01:34:19,847 --> 01:34:21,519 l love you. 1113 01:34:24,087 --> 01:34:25,406 l know. 1114 01:34:27,407 --> 01:34:29,284 You are so beautiful. 1115 01:34:30,727 --> 01:34:31,876 Nah. 1116 01:37:06,287 --> 01:37:08,039 Shit, no. 1117 01:37:35,647 --> 01:37:38,115 Find Luna immediately! 1118 01:37:46,527 --> 01:37:49,599 - Hello. - l've been looking for you! 1119 01:37:50,007 --> 01:37:52,840 l'm with Kostek. We've been practicing. 1120 01:37:53,207 --> 01:37:56,722 Great! Tomorrow live in Plesica's studio. 1121 01:37:56,927 --> 01:37:59,839 We'll make a great show! Will you tell Kostek? 1122 01:38:00,887 --> 01:38:04,846 - l will. - Go back to practicing! 1123 01:38:06,927 --> 01:38:08,724 What did she say? 1124 01:38:14,287 --> 01:38:17,643 There'll be a great show. 1125 01:38:19,207 --> 01:38:22,802 - Starring you and me. - l don't want any show. 1126 01:38:22,967 --> 01:38:25,481 Yes, you do. 1127 01:38:26,407 --> 01:38:27,999 Me too. 1128 01:38:29,727 --> 01:38:32,639 We'll get those who have hurt us. 1129 01:38:33,727 --> 01:38:35,126 All of them? 1130 01:38:38,727 --> 01:38:39,921 What was that? 1131 01:38:40,967 --> 01:38:44,755 The tape got tangled? ln your ass! Fix it! 1132 01:38:45,047 --> 01:38:48,278 Sorry, TV makes one boorish. All right there? 1133 01:38:48,487 --> 01:38:50,682 - l can't see our board. - You will. 1134 01:38:50,847 --> 01:38:54,362 - We go live in 50 min.! - We're late. An hour. Or two. 1135 01:38:54,527 --> 01:38:57,963 - But the pilgrimage...! - Yes! lt's a volcano. 1136 01:38:58,167 --> 01:39:01,876 Such is television. Excuse me, l'm being called. 1137 01:39:02,207 --> 01:39:04,767 - What? - No pass for the cake. 1138 01:39:05,247 --> 01:39:07,886 - You ordered it. - Me? 1139 01:39:08,047 --> 01:39:10,038 That lady said so. 1140 01:39:12,407 --> 01:39:15,763 We're running late! An hour or two. 1141 01:39:16,087 --> 01:39:19,796 - But they're entering Czestochowa! - You've got to stop them! 1142 01:39:21,047 --> 01:39:22,196 Shit! 1143 01:39:23,007 --> 01:39:24,804 Stop them? How? 1144 01:39:26,607 --> 01:39:29,679 - But we're almost there. - Have her circle! 1145 01:39:30,807 --> 01:39:33,526 Circle until you get permission to land! 1146 01:39:35,047 --> 01:39:36,560 Stop! Stop! 1147 01:39:38,167 --> 01:39:39,725 Stop there! 1148 01:39:42,207 --> 01:39:45,119 We're going back! Here! 1149 01:39:55,247 --> 01:39:57,602 Sorry for my obnoxious behaviour. 1150 01:39:58,047 --> 01:40:01,517 But remember that it was all due to hormones. 1151 01:40:03,527 --> 01:40:06,087 l love only you. Do you hear me? 1152 01:40:08,527 --> 01:40:09,721 Maria? 1153 01:40:13,407 --> 01:40:16,843 - Teresa! Wait! - Leave me alone, Ryszard! 1154 01:40:17,007 --> 01:40:19,840 l only want to know where's Maria! 1155 01:40:20,567 --> 01:40:23,365 She's in bedlam. Get off my back! 1156 01:40:24,967 --> 01:40:28,198 Luna, say something, please. 1157 01:40:28,527 --> 01:40:30,040 Fuck off! 1158 01:40:33,167 --> 01:40:34,759 You know who this is? 1159 01:40:36,087 --> 01:40:38,442 - Yes. - You don't know. 1160 01:40:40,287 --> 01:40:41,481 Your son. 1161 01:40:48,847 --> 01:40:51,042 JESUS ASKS: SLOW DOWN! 1162 01:41:09,647 --> 01:41:13,196 l've wanted to tell you for the last 33 years. 1163 01:42:03,407 --> 01:42:05,238 l've seen Ryszard! 1164 01:42:06,127 --> 01:42:07,845 Why's he here? 1165 01:42:09,247 --> 01:42:10,919 l've no idea. 1166 01:42:12,127 --> 01:42:16,040 Quick, make-up and to the studio. We're going on the air! 1167 01:42:16,207 --> 01:42:19,119 - We were to be late. - We're running early! 1168 01:42:19,287 --> 01:42:22,802 This is live TV: a volcano, a geyser! l have to go. 1169 01:42:22,967 --> 01:42:24,685 Call Kajetan! 1170 01:42:32,007 --> 01:42:35,397 l have to obey the rules! Only family members! 1171 01:42:35,607 --> 01:42:39,839 - To hell with the rules! - Watch out, don't be aggressive. 1172 01:42:43,767 --> 01:42:47,396 What about piles of dead presidents? 1173 01:43:01,807 --> 01:43:03,445 VECTOR OF TRUTH 1174 01:43:06,767 --> 01:43:10,885 Hello, today we'll talk about road safety. 1175 01:43:11,047 --> 01:43:14,801 My guest is Fater Leon Wodzien, the creator and editor of 1176 01:43:15,087 --> 01:43:17,726 Always a Virgin Radio. 1177 01:43:22,567 --> 01:43:27,766 We'll get back to the safety matters, now let's change the subject. 1178 01:43:27,967 --> 01:43:29,639 1 -2-3 start! 1179 01:43:29,967 --> 01:43:31,764 An unusual pilgrimage... 1180 01:43:32,047 --> 01:43:34,038 Shit, it was our turn now! 1181 01:43:34,207 --> 01:43:36,960 - Sadly, in its course... - Bastard! 1182 01:43:37,167 --> 01:43:42,366 the number of pilgrims has decreased. Mainly due to the bad road condition. 1183 01:43:42,647 --> 01:43:45,798 They are difficult to ride on. 1184 01:43:46,127 --> 01:43:49,802 Czestochowa's on the line. Hello! Father Kajetan? 1185 01:43:49,967 --> 01:43:51,798 Do you hear me, Father? 1186 01:43:51,967 --> 01:43:55,596 The last three metres! l'm moved! 1187 01:43:55,807 --> 01:43:57,763 l'm deeply moved! 1188 01:43:58,927 --> 01:44:00,076 Sorry. 1189 01:44:00,607 --> 01:44:05,397 - Shit, Norbert, the fun is over! - Put the mike aside! Now! 1190 01:44:05,687 --> 01:44:06,961 Pardon? 1191 01:44:07,127 --> 01:44:09,960 Don't you dare enter with the cake! 1192 01:44:13,047 --> 01:44:18,360 l see Czestochowa has fallen! Let's get back to the roads! 1193 01:44:18,527 --> 01:44:19,926 Dad's weird today. 1194 01:44:20,207 --> 01:44:25,725 This is the sign which will appear everywhere in Poland. 1195 01:44:26,287 --> 01:44:29,359 We believe that with God's help they will 1196 01:44:29,727 --> 01:44:34,721 - increase road safety... - Now back to Czestochowa. 1197 01:44:35,207 --> 01:44:37,084 Father Kajetan! 1198 01:44:37,567 --> 01:44:41,003 Tired but smiling! Exhausted but happy! 1199 01:44:41,247 --> 01:44:43,807 The boldest of the bold is finishing 1200 01:44:44,087 --> 01:44:48,842 the virgins' thanksgiving pilgrimage to the Poles' favourite sanctuary! 1201 01:44:49,367 --> 01:44:51,119 First impression? 1202 01:44:51,407 --> 01:44:54,285 lt was amazing! May l say something? 1203 01:44:54,447 --> 01:44:55,641 Sure! 1204 01:45:00,567 --> 01:45:02,603 l'm not a virgin. 1205 01:45:05,167 --> 01:45:07,442 l've done it out of love. 1206 01:45:08,887 --> 01:45:10,764 For my husband. 1207 01:45:13,607 --> 01:45:16,565 We haven't been getting on lately and... 1208 01:45:17,767 --> 01:45:21,043 l know he thought l didn't love him any more. 1209 01:45:22,007 --> 01:45:23,645 But it isn't true! 1210 01:45:25,367 --> 01:45:28,200 l love you, Szymek! 1211 01:45:28,847 --> 01:45:30,485 And my love... 1212 01:45:31,327 --> 01:45:35,957 is as great as this fucking effort! 1213 01:45:41,727 --> 01:45:44,560 Norbert, do something! 1214 01:45:44,727 --> 01:45:47,400 The cake! Get the cake! 1215 01:45:56,927 --> 01:45:59,566 Geyser, volcano! Such is live TV! 1216 01:45:59,847 --> 01:46:03,522 After this touching love testimony let's switch gears. 1217 01:46:04,007 --> 01:46:08,603 Well, not really, as we're still in the vicious circle of love! 1218 01:46:08,927 --> 01:46:11,760 A difficult and controversial love, but 1219 01:46:12,127 --> 01:46:15,517 Cupid has many faces! 1220 01:46:15,847 --> 01:46:21,399 Next week, on this show, we'll present an innovative venture. 1221 01:46:21,567 --> 01:46:23,080 Here at last. 1222 01:46:23,247 --> 01:46:27,684 The first Polish feminist erotic movie! ln a bit, the nucleus, 1223 01:46:28,167 --> 01:46:32,877 a first taste of the topic! The leading actors! 1224 01:46:44,767 --> 01:46:46,359 We got married! 1225 01:46:47,807 --> 01:46:50,037 Will you bless us... Uncle? 1226 01:46:55,727 --> 01:46:59,402 My name is Konstanty Chmurski and l'm in a feminist porno. 1227 01:47:00,087 --> 01:47:04,365 And it's me on the posters lining every road in Poland! 1228 01:47:06,647 --> 01:47:09,719 But l also agreed to play the role of Jesus, 1229 01:47:10,167 --> 01:47:15,082 asked by Leon Wodzien, director of Always a Virgin Radio, and my uncle! 1230 01:47:18,127 --> 01:47:20,118 lt is not true! 1231 01:47:20,487 --> 01:47:25,481 lt's not true, as l don't know this man! 1232 01:47:27,087 --> 01:47:29,965 Do something! 1233 01:47:30,167 --> 01:47:33,398 You bitch, how could you marry someone else?! 1234 01:47:33,887 --> 01:47:36,447 - Kick him out! - Leave me alone! 1235 01:47:37,047 --> 01:47:40,801 Don't touch me, you... white tick! 1236 01:47:45,087 --> 01:47:48,841 l loved you so much! l loved you so much! 1237 01:47:49,847 --> 01:47:52,725 l still love you, Luna! 1238 01:47:55,367 --> 01:47:58,245 l could hardly marry a married man! 1239 01:47:58,647 --> 01:48:03,118 You don't know love! You deceived me and your family for 3 years! 1240 01:48:03,407 --> 01:48:07,161 You don't love anyone. Except maybe the fake shit collection 1241 01:48:07,367 --> 01:48:10,564 you brought to me after your wife threw it away! 1242 01:48:14,767 --> 01:48:16,485 Let's go for a walk. 1243 01:48:22,487 --> 01:48:23,556 Mum! 1244 01:48:24,967 --> 01:48:28,437 lt's all a conspiracy of liberals and Satan! 1245 01:48:32,847 --> 01:48:36,522 l repeat: l don't know this man! 1246 01:48:37,527 --> 01:48:40,519 - l don't know him! - Don't lie, Leon! 1247 01:48:40,807 --> 01:48:41,956 Teresa! 1248 01:48:45,167 --> 01:48:48,796 - Teresa, calm down! - l'm fed up with these lies! 1249 01:48:52,207 --> 01:48:53,720 Teresa Wodzien! 1250 01:48:55,127 --> 01:48:57,322 My name is Teresa Wodzien! 1251 01:48:59,967 --> 01:49:02,037 l'm the sister of this... 1252 01:49:02,487 --> 01:49:04,921 priest, and Jesus here... 1253 01:49:05,887 --> 01:49:09,880 is his nephew, the son of my sister Maria. 1254 01:49:10,247 --> 01:49:11,521 Our son! 1255 01:49:13,407 --> 01:49:16,399 - He's nice, isn't he? - This man's crazy. 1256 01:49:17,647 --> 01:49:21,276 - Which camera do l speak to? - This one. 1257 01:49:25,167 --> 01:49:26,282 Maria! 1258 01:49:27,767 --> 01:49:31,760 Maria, if you can hear me: it's all my fault! 1259 01:49:32,127 --> 01:49:35,039 l was scheming against Ryszard. 1260 01:49:36,767 --> 01:49:40,760 l forged his letter in which he dumped you. 1261 01:49:45,607 --> 01:49:48,838 l wanted you to be unhappy like me. 1262 01:49:50,487 --> 01:49:53,047 l destroyed your life. 1263 01:49:53,687 --> 01:49:55,006 l'm sorry! 1264 01:50:06,207 --> 01:50:07,606 l am... 1265 01:50:08,647 --> 01:50:10,205 a lesbian. 1266 01:50:13,327 --> 01:50:15,238 l'm a lesbian. 1267 01:50:19,487 --> 01:50:21,523 A den of iniquity! 1268 01:50:21,967 --> 01:50:24,879 l've fought it all my life, but... 1269 01:50:25,447 --> 01:50:28,120 l can't anymore. 1270 01:50:28,807 --> 01:50:31,196 l am so full of love. 1271 01:50:33,567 --> 01:50:34,920 Full of love. 1272 01:50:37,367 --> 01:50:40,882 lt's all a conspiracy of liberals and Satan! 1273 01:50:41,647 --> 01:50:44,764 Conspiracy... of Satan and liberals. 1274 01:50:46,767 --> 01:50:50,077 Your meds, Mr Gebauer. Mr Gebauer. 1275 01:50:50,607 --> 01:50:51,801 Your meds! 1276 01:50:58,487 --> 01:51:00,603 TWO WEEKS LATER 1277 01:51:10,527 --> 01:51:11,676 Are you OK? 1278 01:51:13,207 --> 01:51:14,276 Yes. 1279 01:51:14,567 --> 01:51:17,684 - Shall l make dinner? - Yes, l'm starving. 1280 01:51:35,527 --> 01:51:38,837 You thought you could just escape? 1281 01:51:46,887 --> 01:51:52,041 - l don't want to talk, doctor. - Then why don't you make me leave? 1282 01:51:53,447 --> 01:51:56,917 You may stay. l don't care. 1283 01:51:57,207 --> 01:52:00,563 - Really? - l'm not testing anything else. 1284 01:52:00,767 --> 01:52:07,718 But you never did. lt was just a placebo: 1285 01:52:08,047 --> 01:52:12,245 water and some natural colouring. 1286 01:52:12,687 --> 01:52:15,155 Yes, Kostek. 1287 01:52:16,327 --> 01:52:21,196 The only purpose of my research was to test for 1288 01:52:21,647 --> 01:52:26,437 hereditariness of mental illness. We both know that 1289 01:52:26,807 --> 01:52:30,641 everything that happened was only a figment 1290 01:52:30,807 --> 01:52:33,958 of your sick mind. 1291 01:52:34,727 --> 01:52:37,799 - Not true! - Denial won't change anything. 1292 01:52:38,807 --> 01:52:41,958 You can't escape from madness. 1293 01:52:42,967 --> 01:52:44,923 lt'll never be over. 1294 01:52:45,847 --> 01:52:49,396 lt'll go on. lt'll grow. 1295 01:52:50,567 --> 01:52:54,116 Until it devours your entire life. 1296 01:52:54,967 --> 01:52:56,400 Bullshit! 1297 01:52:57,127 --> 01:53:02,121 Along with the life of this naive girl. 1298 01:53:06,847 --> 01:53:09,281 l decide when to leave. 1299 01:53:13,407 --> 01:53:14,522 Kostek! 1300 01:53:22,087 --> 01:53:23,315 Kostek! 1301 01:53:26,247 --> 01:53:27,600 Kostek! 1302 01:54:06,087 --> 01:54:09,079 JESUS ASKS: SLOW DOWN! 1303 01:54:44,287 --> 01:54:46,164 Don't do it again! 1304 01:54:46,767 --> 01:54:49,884 Don't you ever do it again, will you? 1305 01:54:50,207 --> 01:54:52,516 l must protect you from myself. 1306 01:54:54,407 --> 01:54:57,638 l love you and want to be with you! 1307 01:55:00,887 --> 01:55:04,516 But l'm a nutter, Luna. l will always be. 1308 01:55:06,087 --> 01:55:10,797 lf you're crazy, then what do you call the others? 1309 01:55:24,647 --> 01:55:26,842 ONE YEAR LATER 1310 01:55:36,327 --> 01:55:38,477 May l ask for your autograph? 1311 01:55:46,207 --> 01:55:47,845 Have you got it? 1312 01:56:03,487 --> 01:56:08,083 LOVE YOUR CHlLD AS l LOVE YOU 1313 01:57:19,087 --> 01:57:23,763 Subtitled by Tony _ Montana